Part 16: Date?
Cowboy. A fine exemplar of coolness and lawfulness. I am a whole new man and dont call me scum.
Like always, I brought another good luck doll for my date. Hopefully, the silver version will give me better luck this time.
There she is. I must be confident. In control. Alpha male.
I-I think I am late for the date Beta male?
1) Sorry for the wait.
2) I got you now, you wont escape this time!
3) YOU VAMPIRE!
Beta male apologize like a gentleman.
Sorry for the wait.
Thanks for coming. Ah That umm Did you come because I am the client?
2) Of course.
Hmm Pff, keke
What the heck You got tricked so easily. Here he is, uncle. Just like I said.
I see I thought you fought her for personal grudge But you really wanted to do harm to her
Lets skin him, shall we?
AHHH! ITS YUU!
For Ruis sake, I will eliminate you. Your knowledge of her existence has marked your death. All to protect that childs life and peace.
Here I come, agent. I will make you pay for last time.
Inspired by the roundness of the doll, I managed to barrel roll out of their pincer attack.
A quick side flip to attack the old mans blind spot. Literally.
That will buy me some time to complaint to Yuu.
How dare you dressed up like Rui!
Whats the matter, nerd? Hurt your feeling?
You have no idea how much pain and suffering I had gone through for this date!
Oh, you mean the Apology of The Scum? That was hilarious.
Dont call me the scum!
Sure, whatever you say, partner. But this town isnt big enough for the two of us.
You- You stole my line!
Did I ruined your cowboy fantasy? Good.
I-I COULD HAVE A NICE DAY WITH MY 2D WAIFU INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH ALL THESE BULLYINGS!
Too bad, your two dimensional wife wont be here to save you.
NO! YOU ARE WRONG! MY 2D WAIFU IS ALWAYS WITH ME!
Look! I have it with me at all time!
Oh lord! This is beautiful! I-I never have seen something so exquisite, so Divine!
The reflective curve and the flawless coloration! This is the most Beautiful woman I ever met!
Fine, I will allow her to give you a kiss.
W-what the hell was I thinking?
Cursed! Its some sort of imbued vampiric charm into his Doll.
Nonsense! Such a high level enchantment requires weeks of dedicated rituals and great personal immersion!
Sounds about right.
Hold on, let me try this again.
Hear, O you vampires; give ear,
Stop him! Dont let him do it again!
Blessed be our goddess and her eternal beauty.
I will praise you with my whole heart: before the Waifu will I sing praise to you.
I gentled and honored the sacred figure that lives forever-
STOP! STOP! STOP!
Whose dominion is an everlasting dominion.
Otaku Skill: My Figurine
To such perfection, I say Uguu~
No! No more of your stupid power!
I never thought my darkened soul can be violated more
My waifu is awesome.
Your waifu is shit!
Y-you take that back!
NO, your anime is SHIT! SHHHHHHHHIIIIITTTTTT!
YOU! I WILL DEFEND MY WAIFU HONOR!
LIKE HELL YOU CAN!
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF ANIME!
HUH! Theres no way you can do that!
Protect yourself, kid! I am sensing an increasing power level!
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Embarrassing, back down, Yuu.
Kuh! This old man knows Kung Fu!
But I know bowling!
I believe this is the bowling term for STRIKE!
The only sheriff in this town is me!
I wonder if that eye patch is keeping him alive.
Dammit, is this it!? Its not just the power of his blood Hes skilled as an Agent Tsk! I will remember this, and destroy you next time! *Escape*
(Abeno Yuu escaped.)
Kill it as you wish. Protecting Rui is my duty and my reason for living. If I cant protect her, then I dont deserve to live in this world. But why do you have your eyes on that girl?
1) I dont have my eyes on her.
2) Just a little aware of her.
Just a little aware of her.
So its true ! Dammit That means you dont know anything I see.
So then, young agent. Do what you like to me. Its comforting to know I will be taken down by one who holds that childs blood. A minor penance to my past As a who will soon fade away, may I have a request? Could you, spare that child ? Shes just
... Thank you. Now I have no regrets upon my death. Do it.
Eh? Oh dear! You are fighting! Huh, thats?
This... Could you be
I see. You even have relation with the agency, how remarkable.
1) You two know each other?
2) Step aside; I will deliver the final blow.
3) Be careful! This guy is a vampire!
You two know each other?
Hes the coffee shop owner that I frequent. The coffees he makes are amazing. We also enjoy playing chess even though we both are terrible at it, but we have a lot of fun times
Step aside; I will deliver the final blow.
NO, DONT! Hes my friend! I cant watch both my friends killing each other!
Friends, huh. Would you treat me as one if you know I am not human?
Youre a vampire.
But I know you Wont harm people
Not every vampire are violent, and not everyone follow the wishes of the Queen
The Queen... ?
Seems like theres a lot of things we dont know Kanta, I beg you. Can you let him go?
You hear him. Its possible theres different kind of people in the vampire community and I know him long enough to know that he is not that kind that will assault people for blood. He quietly opens up a coffee shop for himself Not a dangerous person.
1) I get it.
2) You really wont drink blood?
3) If Yatabe will shoulder the fallout.
You really wont drink blood?
Drinking blood was never part of our original way of life. Our ancestor was forced to drink them in order to survive, but now its different. Our gradual integration with human enables us to eat normal food and survive from that But we still fear the sun.
If Yatabe will shoulder the fallout.
I will shoulder it. Hes my friend, and I will shoulder my friends burden. Even if he must take blood, then take my blood. Although my blood would be smooth like the ladies, but I promise to let you have mine.
Yatabe... Why... For me...
Think about it. Our chess record is 311 to 321 in your favor. I would never catch up if you hang up now In fact, who else will brew me those wonderful coffees? Well, beside your daughter, but its terrible How is she lately? Wait, if you are a vampire, then your daughter?
Shes just a relative, not really my daughter.
!? Thats shocking! Could she be your wife even though your ages are so far apart!? Th-thats a crime, right!? Shes not even of marriable age yet!
Her name What was she called?
Ahh, thats it. What a cute name Eh? I heard that name somewhere before.
Shes not my daughter nor my wife. Just someone I wish to protect.
I see. I dont really understand your situation
Hm? Whats wrong, Kanta? You look distracted.
(Explain about the vampire girl who me blood)
Girl grows up so fast. I didnt even notice at all Now I feel old Forget it. We shouldnt let the shopkeeper stay nude like this. He could get arrested for exposure. Lets take him with us for now.
Hold on. Do you have anyway that I can communicate with you?
(Told him my email)
Lets go. Kanta, I really must thank you for sparing him Sparing my friend. *leave*