The Let's Play Archive

Fallout 2

by Breetai

Part 12




Herro.



Trogg am have verystrange time for many many moons. It all start when Trogg get angry. Trogg get so angry like him an never angry afore, and Trogg know only one thing: Trogg am want to punchstuff! So Trogg punch and punch and punch until one day Trogg find big village with stoopid shinymen. What am Trogg to do?

Trogg punch,

and punch

and punch until them no are shinymen no more!

Trogg get verymuch better at punch. Then one day Trogg am realise something.


Woe.


Trogg am no cung foo.



Trogg am also find mightyfine spiffyclothes at shinyman village. They am make Trogg feel bigger and stronger than ever afore.



Trogg am think he am ready to find him friend and family and kill all shinymens once and foral!

But first Trogg am have to find where them are.

Trogg ask as many peoples as him can, but no-one am understand!










Then Trogg am find verystrange place. Am big cave, with nest for big metal bird outside. Trogg am go inside, and Trogg am see verystrange man.







Now you speaka Trogg language!








Trogg am just about to go and punchstuff, but then him am see a verypretty girl, and a verytiny man. Trogg not know why, but Trogg am want listen to them even though words hurt Trogg like kick in low-hanging fruit.
























Trogg head am full of so many words that him almost forget what him am doing!

Then Trogg am meet another talkyman.

:wrongful:






















Trogg now have choice. Trogg can punch oneguy and then save him friends, or Trogg can go to shinymen village and punch many shinymen.

What am Trogg to do?


Trogg am no what to do. Trogg am travel far an punchstuff!












Finally, Trogg am arrive at Shinyman village. There am no shinymen here no more! Trogg am get vertybrid paper, and head back to talkyman.







Trogg am give paper to talkyman, and talkyman tell Trogg that when him want, Trogg just have to go on big boat and speak to blinkymachine. Him also tell Trogg that Trogg can use him house! Trogg have new friend!





Trogg am feel different, though. Trogg am... Trogg am...


TROGG AM BESTEST PUNCHER EVER!



Then Trogg am go into talkyman house and him am find strangest thing. A talkyblinkymachine! Trogg am talk to blinkymachine, but talk to it am make Trogg sad.












Then talkymachine am tell Trogg him can make Trogg feel better. Then talkymachine am tell Trogg him can make Trogg stronger! Trogg like!













TROGG CAN STRONG BETTER!



Trogg am hurry to big boat. Trogg am coming, friends! And ickydeath am come with Trogg!

















Trogg be sailing, Trogg be sailing,
to de shinymen 'cross the sea.
Trogg be sailing, to go punchin',
an' him family, soon be free.


Trogg am here, shinymen! Trogg am coming!



Trogg am see many bigguns. Bigguns no like Trogg, but Trogg no like bigguns more! Trogg am throw boomythings at bigguns, and then punch and punch and punch!







Trogg am go look for him friends. Trogg am see many shinymen. Trogg am see more shinymen than Trogg am ever see afore. It no matter, because Trogg will punch them all!


























Trogg am find him family! Trogg am find him... him...



Gram-gram?



Trogg am do what you say, Gram-gram! Trogg am KILL!






Trogg am find a big room with zappyfloor. Trogg no like zappyfloor, because it am make Trogg feel bad. But Trogg am like room with shinymen to punch!









TROGG CAN CUNG FOO BETTER!



TROGG CAN CHUCKSTUFF BETTER!



Then Trogg am find nother lunchbox. Maybe Trogg Gram-gram am want lunchbox! Trogg put lunchbox away real careful-like. Trogg am sure that Gram-gram am want!










Trogg am meet strange man in spiffyclothes. Trogg not know why, but Trogg really am not like strange man. Trogg have fun picking low-hanging fruit!








Trogg now am do what Gram-gram tell him do. Trogg go downstairs, and put boomything near big blinkymachine. Then Trogg run and run and run!






Run Trogg run!







Trogg run and run and run, and soon Trogg am almost back to big boat. Trogg am very tired, and run so fast am make Trogg very hungry. Trogg am quickly eat manythings!

Trogg am eat a stone...



Trogg am eat a cookie...



and Trogg am eat some braincandy!



Trogg am feel muchbetter, and am full to de tippy-top!



Now that Trogg belly am full, he am go 'way with him friends and family and...


YOU!



TROGG AM NO LIKEY YOU! YOU AM BIGGEST SHINYMAN OF ALL! YOU AM ALSO BIGGEST POOPYHEAD OF THEM ALL! TROGG AM SAY NOW YOU DIE!



TROGG AM PUNCH AND PUNCH AND PUNCH BIG POOPYMAN! BUT BIG POOPYMAN AM NOT DIE! WHY AM BIG POOPYMAN NOT DIE WHEN TROGG AM PUNCH HIM?









Then Trogg am remember something. Long ago, Trogg am have a friend. Even before Trogg am meet Gor-gor, this friend am help Trogg when him am need to punchstuff. Trogg am forgot about friend, and Trogg am say bad things about friend, but friend am still follow Trogg, through all Trogg goodtimes, and all Trog badtimes!

Rock!



Help Trogg, Rock! Help Trogg kill shinyman, and together we am go home and be happy forever!



RAAAAARGH!



AM YOU SEE THAT? AM YOU SEE HOW STRONG TROGG AM? TROGG AM CUT BIGGEST SHINYMAN IN TWO WITH ONE THROW OF ROCK! TROGG AM STRONGEST MAN EVER!



Trogg no am care what you say, shinyman! You am already dead!





Trogg no am forget Rock! Trogg am never forget him friend no more!



Trogg am coming Gram-gram! Trogg am coming, and then we all am go home!



Trogg am happy!



...Am be conclude.