Part 91: Star Ocean 2 Epilogue: Yes, I Play with Dolls

Certain Other Games Epilogue: Yes, I Play with Dolls

Now obviously, I love dragons, and being the nerd I am, I like to collect dragon things. One of those things is dragon dolls, because they are cool ornaments and not only can you hang them from door frames to frighten small animals and children walking under them, but you can also set them up to look out the back window of your car, providing extra glaring as you steer with your knees and flip tourists off with both hands when they ride your ass because they're from the continental US and think the speed limit is 90 mph everywhere, even though it's a comfortable highway maximum of 60 in Hawaii.

However, just like in Toy Story, such things like to go off and do their own thing when they think people aren't looking. Let this tangential mini-update serve as a public service announcement about why you should never leave CDs within easy access of small creatures. Especially if it is a CD of a shitty game.

It all happened one day when I foolishly left an ejected CD in the loader.


Ah, hello there Frost Dragon. What's that you've found there? What are you intending to do with that?


Is that

are you eating Star Ocean 2


Well, you have literally destroyed the universe of Star Ocean 2. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Also taking the time out right now to pimp Bellmaker's LP of Treasure Hunter G. He is doing a damn fine job of it and in spite of the quality of his thread cannot get replies to save his life because THG just doesn't lend itself to discussion. I would highly recommend you check it out and possibly give him your support so he doesn't have to do his last updates on the same page as the past ten.