Part 241: Vaike C

Spinnin' backslash, comin' at ya! HIYAAAAAARGH!

...Hya!

Sweet ogre pie, that was well evaded! You're a quick little bugger.

Idiot! You nearly removed my head.

Now, now, don't get your smallclothes in a twist. I was just testin' ya, that's all.

Testing me?

That's right. And you'll be pleased to know, you've met-nay, exceeded expectations! You can be my squire and pupil, and I'll see if I can't make a real warrior outta ya.

I'm going to assume this is just an elaborate joke.

C'mon, whaddya say? You can be my right-hand man!

...Gods, he's serious. I have no desire to be your pupil, fool!

Sure ya do! Everyone does! No need to play hard to get.

Such persistence! ...Very well. If you defeat me, I'll consider it.

But you haven't had any trainin' yet! It wouldn't be fair.

Where I'm from, strength is the only law that matters.

Well, I guess that's simple enough. All right, then! Are ya ready?

Always.