Part 24

welcome back to the thing. to get past this pool you have to jump on these barrels. JUMPING? BARRELS? i thought this was halflife2 not donkeys kong


dead soldier next to a zombie. is that all soldiers are good for, dying next to weaker enemies?


another dead soldier


ahhhh moments like this are truly invigorating.


this next part requires you to swim a long distance in a short time.


and its a pain in the fuckin dick


fuuuuuuck swim you bastard


HOLY SHIT GORDON WHY THE FUCK DONT YOU LEARN TO HOLD YOUR BREATH FOR LONGER THAN TWO SECONDS JESUS CHRIST ON A STICK


HOLY SHIT FUCK DEBRIS


god damn gordan you fucking bastard


oh holy shit i finally made it


fuck game sequences like that. FUCK THEM RIGHT UP THE DICK.


theres a cage over some water or something here


wait, whats that? i think i see something in the water. let me get in for a closer look


HOLY DONKEY FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT


JESUS CHRIST ITS LIKE A GIANT FISH-EEL


GET THE FUCK AWAY


fuck dude. fuck.


im staying the heck away from the fucking water


blah blah blah gordon im a fag blah blah that big fish is scary durrr blah blah theres a new gun in that cage


yeah bitch i already know all that.. wait what about a gun?


fine asshole give me the silent treatment


i find a way up to where the cage is being suspended


i have to drop down into it. doesnt look very safe but whatever.


wait a minute this isnt a gun! THIS IS A CROSSBOW!! THAT BLACK ASSHOLE TRICKED ME


not surprisingly the cage falls into the water


FUCK YOU FISH THING


DIE ALREADY JESUS


haha take that you fucking prick


hail to the king baby


anyways with that queermo out of the way i can open this door in peace


and thankfully get out of the water for a little bit


god damn, game. you do know adding more barnacles doesnt make them any harder, right?


this next part is a bitch and a half. sliding floor? narrow as shit platforms? fuck you


and if you fall in the water youre treated to a nice ass raping by more of those stupid fishfags


GOD DAMNIT I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF TURNING ON GENERATORS. how many fucking generators does this lab have anyways?


anyways i turn it on and then the platforms start moving


and... um.


what just happened?


all of my lights went out. also its fucking dark as hell in here but you cant really tell because the flash illumates the room in the pictures


i check the lightswitches. their on and everything but the lights are still off


um...... well then.


the show must go on


welcome back to the thing, i guess. we join gordon as he comes across a... door. what could be behind the door you say?


OH NO! IT IS HEDCRAB ZOMBIE


DIE YOU SON OF A GAY


yeah. nevermind. its just not the same. im just gonna wait until the power is back on.