Part 37

hey guys look who else is in the water. ISNT THAT GREAT?


yeah it best to just stay out of the water as much as you can using things like these gay little platforms


oh boy, it wouldnt be a sewer level without those horrible instant death crushers now would it?


OH BOY FUN


wait, what? fire damage? WHY THE HELL AM I TAKING FIRE DAMAGE IM UNDERWATER.


THATS BULLSHIT THERES NO FIRE UNDERWATER


gee sorry guys i guess i should avoid these pipes because THEYRE MADE OF FIRE


or maybe its just the semen theyre all leaking


GOD I LOVE THESE SO MUCH


i find a soldier and turret loitering around down here


makes me wonder why the soldier was using his fuckin machine gun if theres a fully functional rocket launcher with plenty of ammo in here


and incase you missed it, yes, the lasers that activate the turret are indeed AFTER the turret


anyways the ladder leads up to the surface


its our old nemesis the tank. the not-gay one. And he's learned some new tricks, like "machine gun" and "aiming"


its kinda hard but really funny if you can stand on the turret and watch the machine gun fruitlessly try and shoot you


wow, an elevator, haven't seen one of these in a long time


this brings back fond memories of the office complex.


aaaaaaaahhhh shit


this brings back less fond memories of residue processing


oooh i love using the rocket on unsuspecting soldiers


ahahahahahahaha. do i even need to say anything?


anyways another room with a bunch of soldiers and aliens fighting


dont mind me, boys, just gotta take care of that door


thats better. i was going to complain about gordon not driving the tank, but i remembered that none of the tanks in this game seem to have the ability to move


still pretty fun using the turret though


hahaha what the fuck is that?


hahahahaah


its like a retarded alien turret that shoots blue lasers. that's hilarious


more like lambda BORE, am i right? anyways how come that chapter was so much shorter than the last one?


reactor? thats fine by me as long as i dont have to turn on the fucking generator to power it


anyways youre supposed to press a button and ride this elevator down


if youre a fag that is


jumping is way cooler


shit! hit the brakes!


haha sorry sometimes its too fun going fast and you dont slow down until its too late


its actually pretty easy and much quicker to slide down


oh chickensquids, how ive missed you


i have a really good feeling about this next room


wait a second, this looks kind of familiar..


oh god damnit!


fuck this, ill deal with these bitches later.