Part 9

okay back. i head up some stairs and meet this fellow whom i shall name barney for the sake of convenience.


he was killing some headcrabs. he seems solid so i think i will do him a favor by letting him tag along. hopefully he doesnt get in my way too much


FUCKING SURPRISE HEADCRAB ATTACKS


AAAAAAAAA KILL HIM BARNEY KILL HIM


after i handled that situation i move onto the next rooms. hahahahahah this dumbass doesnt even know how to use a chair


whats your favorite element. mine is triangle


OH MY GOOOODDDD AMBUSH ATTACK!!!!


RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH MY GOD I AM SO SCARED


HELP ME BARNEY HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


KILL THEM GOD DAMNIT!!!


GOD DAMNIT BARNEY YOU CALL THAT SHOOTING?!!?!? AIM YOU BASTARD AIM GOD DAMN YOU!


Wow Barney you did a good job. You must be really proud of yourself.


NOT!!!! I'M DOWN TO 8 HEALTH!! YOU THINK THAT'S ACCEPTABLE?!!?


fucking coward