The Let's Play Archive

House: MD

by Luisfe

Part 6: Destroyed kidneys.




Chapter 6: Destroyed kidneys.


"Let's see what's the matter with him."



There he is, the happy, happy patient that is waiting anxiously to be diagnosed by everyone's favorite medical practicioner.




"What else?"




"Could be chronical fatigue syndrome?"
"How did you come up with that conclusion?"



"Great diagnostics! It wouldn't have occurred to me!"



"Oh sure! Just wait for me outside and I will give you your medicine in a minute."



"You're welcome. That's what we are for."



"He's so stupid that I'm sure if I give him candies instead of pills he won't notice.
I will look for an empty jar. Out there is a nurse who loves candies, sure she'll give me some."





Aw. I wanted to mock the patient some more.



And there it is. An empty pill jar bottle thing.



"I'll bring them in a moment."






And there it is, the candy-loving nurse. Will House use his trademark charm to get his desired item?


"Wow! You look great today."



"I have put on a cream with the snail's saliva, that stretches the skin and leaves it soft as baby skin and..."
"Is that what you are eating a candy?"




"Oh, thanks! Give me a few...
Thanks cutie. This cream is doing wonders!"




"Mm, your sweets taste good!"



Hooray for snail slime facial cream.



"Here you go. Just take one every four hours."



"Definitely they will work."



And that clinic patient is gone. Forever? Or will he come back and haunt House with an authentic illness?



"I have had enough consults for today."



Chase is there, waiting with bad, bad news.



"I'm afraid we have destroyed his kidneys with anfotericina."
"He's dying.
I will go to the lab to talk with Foreman, to see if the analyses reveals anything."
"I'll stay here with the patient."
"Just a moment... What is that on the patient's table?"
"Well... I don't know... Look like torn papers."
"Strange... I'll take a look."
"Maybe its something personal."
"Sure! That's what makes it more interesting."
"Ok, do whatever you want."



"I'll recompose it."




Yes. Like doing puzzle.




Too bad the resolution makes it unreadable. Shame.




Eeek.



"She tears his photo and later writes a note of excuse.
This is getting interesting!
Now I'll go to see Foreman in the lab. I hope the tests will give us some clues."