Part 398: Umathkar is Bad at Directions

Umathkar is lost in the realm of the gods. She looks for light, but finds only darkness. She gasps for air, but her lungs breath only dust. She seeks warmth, but there is only cold.

Call on the gods for aid.

Escape by wounding yourself.

Escape through calm thinking.

Give up.

Seek not to escape, but to understand.

Use your passion to escape.

Darn! There's 100 cows we won't see again in a hurry.

Oh, who am I kidding. We'll just take them back from the Blue Jays next year.