Kingdom Hearts II
Kingdom Hearts 2
Maix Derk Thongs 2
These all refer to the same game, created by Square Enix something like two years ago. I doubt the game needs much introduction, but perhaps this LP does. I used to love this game, but over time it warped me and stunted me into a being that could probably speed run the game if I so desired. As a stunt I went to a friend's house one day and beat it in one sitting.
That was 6 months ago and I have not touched the game since then. Until today. This morning I sat down with my good friend Medibot, three bags of snacks, and a 12-pack of Canada Dry(R) Ginger Ale. I finished the game about an hour ago after 10 hours of sitting in a very uncomfortable chair and talking about the game in a stream of conciousness sort of thing.
I don't remember most of it, I wasn't really there, I was taking a back seat to the rapidly shrinking part of my brain that still enjoyed the game and could play and talk about it. Now I am something on the level of a gibbering man-ape and do not wish to use my voice for a long while.
WHAT DID I DO TO PLAY THIS GAME??? THERE HAVE BEEN SOME CHANGES DUE TO EVENTS
- SKIP CUTSCENES! I did not want to step on mistaya's toes with this LP, so it is purely a skill LP with NO STORY AT ALL. THAT'S HER JOB
- BEGINNER MODE! Harder modes serve only to lengthen play time. CAN'T HAVE THAT!
- NO SAVES! I didn't save my game at any time INCLUDING AT THE VERY END
So there, this is barebones combat ass-kicking. If you would like to watch it, feel free to do so. If not, LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR WHINING!
Have a flow chart:
(This was developed after hours of research)
|01 - Beginning to First Boss||Hosted||Youtube|
|02 - To the end of the intro||Hosted||Youtube|
|03 - Get out of Twilight Town||Hosted||Youtube|
|04 - The Land of China||Hosted||Youtube|
|05 - Beast's Castle 1||Hosted||Youtube|
|06 - The gods must be crazy||Hosted||Youtube|
|07 - It's a throwdown darn tootin||Hosted||Youtube|
|08 - Pirates!||Hosted||Youtube|
|09 - Agrabah 1||Hosted||Youtube|
|10 - This part, it features Tron||Hosted||Youtube|
|11 - Pumpkin Hill Zone||Hosted||Youtube|
|12 - More Tron... PLUS!||Hosted||Youtube|
|13 - Return to China||Hosted||Youtube|
|14 - THAT SPEAR GUY||Hosted||Youtube|
|15 - Coliseum 2 and more Pirates||Hosted||Youtube|
|16 - Hubadubadubada and Spanish Guitar||Hosted||Youtube|
|17 - The Beginning of the End||Hosted||Youtube|
|18 - Loose Ends||Hosted||Youtube|
|19 - The Final Boss||Hosted||Youtube|
|20 - The End||Hosted||Youtube|