Part 2: The Prologue

The Prologue

When we left off, the prologue had just begun and we hadn't done anything yet. Let's try out some of the verbs!





Aww man! Oh well, let's try to go somewhere!



Well, that explains why I couldn't eat him. Anyway, I'm not the one who brought up the beggar in the first place, game!



Okay, okay, that's enough screwing around. Let's go home.



And rub our face into a tv dinner.



Now we're getting somewhere. I'm not exactly sure where, but it's somewhere.



Well, since we're playing the game Labyrinth, I guess it couldn't hurt to go see the movie and maybe get some tips on what to do next. ...Wait, what?



Well, Mr. Beggar, I'll keep that in mind I guess? Let's mess with him some more.



Alright! We've just started and we're already stealing from beggars!
Now let's head to that theatre! Wherever it is! Going east, which takes us back to in front of the cigar store, then south, we find a wall of posters:



Oh man, I don't know guys, I might want to go see The Elephant Movie instead!
Anyway, the movie theatre is west of here, so we go west, then go theatre where we give the ticket girl $5 to get in. Oh the good old days, eh!





Aw man, nobody lets me have any fun! Well, while we're here, let's buy some popcorn from Bitchy McIcequeen for $1.



Haha! My comeuppance! That's what you get for not letting me climb over the counter, lady!



Hmmm... This doesn't seem like Labyrinth... Those elephants sure are majestic, but boring. Let's check out the other theatre.



Hoo boy, here we go. Greasecakes here is going to spoil the whole movie for me!! I'd better do what I do best!



Oh oh, shut up, idiots, the movie's starting!





: We have been watching you. We know all there is to know about you. We even know your weaknesses. These weaknesses have made you my thrall. To regain your freedom you must vanquish me in my castle at the heart of the Labyrinth.






...Somebody must've put something in that popcorn...


Next time: Chapter 1 - Sassy Walls