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Introduction - By Chroanopol

Dun dun dun

And away we go!

Hey cool, a beach!

what

SHE CAN TURN FLOWER PETALS INTO MOTHERFUCKING FEATHERS OR SOMETHING

Fuck the haters, guns are awesome, swords are awesome, you combine them and you get SUPER AWESOME

Meet Squall, king of ellipses.

Who's that he's fighting?

OH I AM SUCH A BADASS

Yeah, well your mother is a whore and I happen to know you have an inflatable cow with my face printed on it as a sex toy!

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP GOING THROUGH MY SHIT, EAT FIRE MOTHERFUCKER

OW

OH YOU SON OF A BITCH NOW I'LL NEVER GET LAID WITH THIS HORRIFIC GASH ON MY FACE

Isn't foreshadowing fun

Well shit I thought I was playing barbies horse adventures

What the hell do you think? I just got a FUCKING SWORD JAMMED ACROSS MY FOREHEAD

And this is where you all first come in. 7 digit limit.

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