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Chapter: Leovinus Is Out Nine Bucks
Time to invade a TV station! Check out the creepy shit being broadcast. Zone would be having a pisspants explosion.
Watts is made of sterner stuff so he comes up to tell us... wait a second, how the hell did he find that out? I'm going to keep my eye on that guy.
So much for Klingon bravery. I've seen fish who weren't as wet as Worf. Where's her bat'leth?
...because we chose shitty jobs.
Uh? Fuck you. We bust our asses for the Owls or the Raiders or whatever and you accuse us of having it easy?
Robert gave her some good old-fashioned sass and she got all whiny.
Boo-hoo.
Ahahaha. We're so serious we're in constant pain. Suddenly Zone's stomach cramps make a bit more sense - he was overflowing with seriousness.
Meanwhile, Worf runs off crying.
Oh, fuck. It's Mr. Know-It-All-Zell. Maybe razzing Worf was a mistake.
Shit it's starting. Somebody put a tape in.
Oh, by the way, no it hasn't. It's just that you guys have been refusing to use radio. And blocking every other signal with creepy messages. Jesus, you're all total jerks.
Hooray! An authority figure!
Whhe. He wants to stop war. Looks like Princess Wutwut was right.
Oh, right, shit. I forgot. We all hate you, Galbadia. Go back to Galbadia.
Haha, wait a second. Wasn't that city in our dream called Deling City? Oh god. This guy sucks.
Well, that isn't so bad.
OH NO, A WITCH
Surprise! It's Seifer, come to show Robert up and be a jerk again.
He's beating the shit out everyone, it isn't even funny. You'd think the guards would carry guns or something, but no.
Hot Tits! This is certainly turning into a bonerlicious hostage situation.
You're not even an instructor any more, Quistis. Shut your ass up.
Sure, we'll get right on that. Let's save the dictator!
Haha, dude, shut up, you sound like a ten-year-old.
For fuck's sake, Zell. You're banned from being on my team. OK? Time out for you. Quistis can stay.
While everybody glares at Fuckup McZellfuck, Seifer sneaks off into the back room with Deling.
Whereupon a mysterious and erotic lady...
...convinces him to let Deling go...
...and kidnaps him. I guess that's a bad thing. Can someone confirm? Cause I'm not feeling it.
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