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Chapter Flashlight: Planes and Automobiles
Relatedly, we don't care.
Turns out Zone and Watts survived, though. Oh well. I'll put up with them for now.
I don't see why. Robert can one-hit a Galbadian soldier, no problem.
No. Piss off.
Dammit, Mork. Alright. We'll take you to some kind of safe haven.
Yes. It's on fire, in fact. How's that for trouble?
Huzzah for generous strangers.
House invasion. Hope you have, like, eight beds.
Curses! There's a Galbadian soldier at the door!
"They won't think to look there!"
Jesus Christ, Selphie. There's a line between banter and attack.
Meanwhile, Hot Tits is ranting about mean jerk.
Hey Seifer. You never even made it into SeeD. Shut up.
We can only hope. And if hope fails, we can get out there and make it happen.
Now I try not to pre-judge Robert as an emo faggot, but that's probably the most 
thing I ever heard.
Shit like this is why nobody takes you seriously as a resistance member, Worf. Also re: the breasts, but mainly it's the "vocabulary of a six-year-old" thing.
Yay! But where will we go?
...now hold on a second. We're worried that Deling might order an attack on Garden - but there's more than one Garden and Zell never mentioned Balamb. Yet everyone got all bent out of shape anyway. Deling would probably assume Galbadia Garden. We don't care about them. So Zell didn't really fuck up that badly.
Oh, but Zell, you're still banned from the party because I feel like.
To get to Galbadia Garden we have to catch a train, but we don't have any tickets. Shit, what do we do?
Luckily on the way out we run into Zone. He's bought a bunch of tickets for us, but since Quistis showed up late:
So yeah, it's OK, Zone. We can just leave Zell behind.
No really, fuck off.
Alright, that's it, Selphie, you're banned too. And no GFs, especially because they've been linked with Alzheimers and you're batshit enough as it is.
...awesome.
Christ, not this shit again.
Robert just stares incredulously.
WHOO WHOO who wants to get off with me?
From here we must navigate a forest to proceed.
Well, so you fucking should be.
Yeah. Entirely your fault because you had to go and be flapping your gums off in a hostage situation. God damn it, Zell, I hate you SO MUCH.
Yes. And when they do, I am going to stare at you in order to make it very clear that all the kids in Garden are being mowed down because YOU'RE A FUCKING BLABBERMOUTH.
Damn straight.
Oh god, callous? You've changed me. I've seen the light. My new name is Robert McRainbows and I have come to spread peace and harmony throughout the world.
Zell wants a good fucking kick in the teeth, that's what Zell wants. Besides, shut up.
.......
Hahahah. That is the BEST way of getting out of an argument that I've ever seen.
GOOD FUCKING JOB EXPLAINING THAT ONE, ZELL. Honestly. We're in a tense situation and you're all "hey we're from Garden if you want revenge", but now when Worf actually wants some meaty nuggets of information you shut up. You are banned from leveling up as of now.
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