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Chapter Robert: Marlboro Should Come With A Warning From The Surgeon General

Well, that's the thing about heavy flow.

Was it about trains? Because firstly, you're creepy about trains and second of all, that wasn't a dream, we're actually on a train.

"No, mine was a flamenco dancer."

My god, what a strange coincidence that was.

What the HELL? You don't even want to discuss this? Not even, you know, a passing mention?

My thoughts exactly.

chuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachugga WHOO WHOO

Don't fuck with these bad dudes. They're SeeeeeeDs.

Like a champ, Robert deliberately gives this guy the wrong password. SeeD takes orders from nobody.

Security isn't much of an issue with this silly little resistance faction, because they have a baaad train. Check it out. It's totally evil-looking.

"No, we're not, because we gave you the wrong password. Your lackey didn't even mention that. We could be President Deling riding on his Presidential Horse And Cart, and Chuckles here would still have let us in."

"Princess? I like where this is going. Unless she's your daughter, which is why you call her Princess, and oh god, what have I said? She could be five years old and I just made a sexual reference. Selphie, cover for me."

You tell him, Bob.

Whoa. Zone here just pissed his pants. Being a SeeD is fun.

We're definitely not gophers.

Heavy flow? Seems to be going around.

Oh, it's Princess Death Face.

GAAAAH what the FUCK get out of me! SOMEBODY HEEEELP

Yeah

If by "he" you mean "Watts", then yeah.

Well, of course he isn't.


Once again you guys failed miserably to come up with anything approaching a decent name for Rinoa. Big propz to my (irl) chum for coming up with this. I got sassed for using a TV character before, but I think this is awesome enough to let go.

Yeah, this was definitely the best choice.

Bwahaha.

Robert: "Watch out for her, dudes. She tried to possess me. I'm not even kidding."

To the briefing room!

On the next FF8 Selphie goes to heaven. Tune in!


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