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Chapter Whatever: Odine Is A Pedophile
That tunnel appearing in midair led to some kind of industrial-looking place.
Irvine asks the questions that count.
Suddenly the sky opens up, revealing...
...the Emerald City? Well I'll be damned. We're off to see the Sorceress!
With a startling disregard for foundation-level physics the platform upon which the Sorceress is standing shoots forward at high-speed, carrying our heroes towards this strange city which is Esthar in case you were wondering. Note the Futurama transport tubes. I like this city already.
It looked cooler from the sky. What a gyp.
AUUUGH! LOOK OUT, THEY'VE GOT MIND-LASERS
Robert and the gang fall unconscious, with the exception of Worf, who is already unconscious to the point of actually being dead and starting to smell.
Lunatic Pandora. What a retarded name for a... thing.
"Hey, you guys over there... work! The rest of you can... work!" What a jerkhole.
Moomba flesh is delicious.
Yeah, you're right, I guess I should wait and let him fatten up a bit first.
...oh.
And I hate PETA now!
YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
How about I DON'T, huh? How'd you like those apples? Hey come back!
What? Where'd this come from all of a sudden?
Ah, I see. Yeah I don't think I wanna be involved in this because... well, it's pretty suicidal.
There's a limit to it, I swear. I'm not going toe-to-toe with supermagicpowerslady. That would be ridiculous.
"Well, this guy is. He's trying to get me to overthrow the government. Take him away."
The guy attacks me anyway 
EAT BLINDING, UNLIMITED LEAD
Kiros: "What would you want to break out of a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for, Laguna? You know what I'm talking about."
Magical lesbian pedophilia. Like in Alice In Wonderland.
It didn't occur to interrogate him when we just walked past him.
Odine cracks easily under pressure, and even when not under pressure.
Haha. Well, if you wear a goddamn ruff you've got to expect to be grabbed by it from time to time.
Over there, then over there, and then here. Got it.
"We'll be right behind you, only further back."
Wow, I've never seen a communal toilet before.
Hey wait, where's the paper? Oh shit guys!
It's not a toilet, it's a lift. Kiros and Ward stand up to leave, but Laguna suddenly finds himself in a sticky situation.
So near, yet so far...
And near again. OK.
They may seem happy now, but for the next few years of her life Ellone would be caught up in a long, painful child molestation trial. She never quite got over it, turning to drink at the age of 15.
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