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Update time. My team is becoming godly powerful now. Squall is at around 7500HP and the Blues Brothers are about to learn HP+80%, so expect 9999 before long 
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Chapter 6: The Schoolmobile
Well, I guess NORG didn't die, he just became a small planet. Huh.
Before we go and see the Headmaster:
Huzzah.
Oh yeah, the 
. What's the deal, Williams?
So why did Edea want to know what SeeD was, knowing what they did, having come up with the idea in the first place? More to the point, if Cid built this damned place, how did the fact that it was also a hovercraft completely escape his notice?
After razzing Cid for a while, Robert goes off to find Xu and possibly get his thang on.
Oh. Goddamn cockblocking ships.
...right. Well, shit. Time to beat on some SeeD, I guess?
Dammit!
Heasdmaster Cid's right here, man.
Dramabomb after dramabomb!
Oh, HER. Yup. She is.
It's the power... of LOVE. Or something. That's what it usually turns out to be in these stories.
...Bravo, Robert. You JUST worked that out? I don't think I wanna play any more.
I feel sorry for the poor girl, having to pin her hopes on Captain Emo here.
Without a word of explanation, she sails away with the Galbadians. Time for another nap, I think.
More crazy dreams. Who's this nugget?
Oh, it's Robert. 
And thus the dream ends. Hmmm.
Cid's accidentally hit the intercom button while jerking off again.
Uh. What?
(Fraps didn't capture the crash scene for some reason. Basically we hit a city and stopped.)
Orders is orders.
Belligerence? Belligerence is... overconfidence, right? Overconfidence is banned in Fisherman's Horizon? I keep imagining a drunk, redfaced Brian Blessed being arrested for being loud. It is a nice image.
HEY GUYS LET'S FREELOAD AT THE MAYOR'S HOUSE
...huh.
That's just... ridiculous. I mean, what if a missile were about to hit your town? Would you try to reason with it, or blow it the hell out of the air?
"This place is full of queers."
Oh ho! Let's see the Mayor reason with these guys!
And what if we don't? Are you going to just... try and convince us to? heh heh heh.
Oh, prepare for an asskicking, dipshit.
Oh, we don't even have to perform the asskicking.
Go, Mayor Dobe! Use your talking to stop them!
...nope. No effect. Galbadians all have 100 Reasoning and 100 Logic junctioned to 2x Stat-Def.
This thing again?
Robert's down to about 6 health for some reason, so he blows this thing to kingdom come with a single Renzokuken before I have the chance to get the Adamantine.
Ah well.
Wait, who's...
No. Stop. Stop!
FUCK
YOU'RE ALL BASTARDS
I WANTED YOU TO DIE DAMMIT AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THAT RIGHT
I hate this game.
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