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Alright, update. Sorry for the lateness. Whoever said Belhelmel drops Laser Cannons was a dirty fecking liar

Chapter 7: Worf Had It Coming

Well, looks like that's not gonna happen. It'd be totally impolite to ask the FH guys to do extra work.

Robert doesn't have time for this shiznit.

Yeah, we know. We were there. In fact... we told you about it.

That's very perceptive. Really. Any other revelations you want to share, like "the Galbadians are evil"?

"The Galbadians are evil. That is all."

Hahaha. Hell yeah!

"What the hell is that noise? Oh, my... Alright, if we could have single file outside my office, we'll deal with each complaint."

I command that everyone hinder Zell from doing things, such as grabbing all the hot dogs when in front of him at the cafeteria. Or waving your hands in his face when he's trying to concentrate on stuff.

Meanwhile:

Haha, this is going to crash and burn, spectacularly.

Alright! Yeah, none of us have any musical experience, but that shouldn't get in the way!

Zell shows us a little country number called "I Like To Put My Penis In Farm Animals".

Irvine can tapdance, which is hardly a surprise. He's pretty far in the closet.

I can't decide whether Quistis is playing the violin or aiming a rifle at Zell.

How is this even going to work?

"If it was Quistis, then maybe."

Hey, another reason not to go. I get to fuck things up for you faggots.

No, she promised sucky-sucky. Listen, Irvine. Fuck off.

Hey Selphie, you big slut!

This actually ended up being kind of funny, because I meant to get the folk music number going on (I'm already sick of Eyes On Me) and accidentally chose the piano. It still sounded better than Eyes On Me.

Hey, check out the centerfold. Can you do that?

Oh, fuck this.

.......

SHUT UP, BITCH

Riiight. OK, prepare to have your kneecaps busted.

"Hello, Kettle? This is the Pot. Just phoning to let you know you're black."

Since the music isn't perfect, Princess Attention Whore throws a hissy and there is no romantic love scene.

Jesus Christ. Can't a guy get any sleep up this piece?

Alright!

We now have our very own hovercraft which means sidequest city. First stop? Centra Ruins.

Basically I have 20 minutes to unlock Odin. This is going to be made more difficult by the fact that I can't run away from any battles.

After beating on some Tonberries, we get to the summit, piss around with some Jewels for a bit and get a code -

- which we enter into the magical code-flames.

This unlocks the door.

It's on, bitch.

Odin doesn't actually attack, so I drew 300 Triple from him before icing him with Limit Breaks. He joined us.

After which I earned Tonberry by Mad Rushing about 20 of them in a row.

Get it?


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