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We get back to Balamb and those thunder-stealing Galbadian fuckwits are floating around in Bizarro Garden. Always trying to one-up us.
Suuuure it is, buddy. Me and this sword and this whip and this gun are going to fuck you up. And then we are going to chillax at the hotel in defiance of you because you tried to stop us.
Suspicious? Is it 'cause we look like we're in fancy dress? I'll have you know that this is a Bob Mackey.
Oh, fuck off, Zell.
I AM NOT UNDERSTANDING YOUR DISCOURSE
Hear ye, hear ye! Zell proclaimed gayer than a Chihuahua in pink ribbons!
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO TAKE ZELL
Well, he offered one of the Galbadian soldiers a blowjob - I dunno what's up with that, but we snuck past while the soldier beat the shit out of him.
Now he's taking credit for my jokes. Haha, time to be all "Agh Robert don't continue beating me in the face as you are currently doing"
Fujin is working with the Galbadians. Drama, I guess.
Perfectionism says I have to obtain this card, but no way in hell am I ever gonna use it. Maybe I can refine it into 10 Faggot Fins.
Oh, fucking hell.
Zell, you are a STUPID SHIT.
Ah, the captain. In yellow so that stupid players can distinguish him from the commander.
Alrighty.
Well, if I know Raijin (spoilers the captain is Raijin), it won't be in any sort of sane location like in a bed. It'll be somewhere like - hanging from a rope under the pier.
BaDAMB fish. Naturalists in FF8 are fucking retarded. Ba-DAYUMM
I'd keep up the pretense that we did, but Zell blew our cover pretty much irrevocable. That said, the Galbadian Army has a collective IQ which is smaller than the sum of it's members. Maybe we can distract them with something shiny.
How does one discern when Fujin is annoyed? Do her short yells become shorter and louder?
I'll tell you what we aren't. We aren't not about to beat on you like bongos.
Zell is a faggot.
A whoppin'? A whoppin' what? Maybe he meant a Whopper. I could go for a Whopper.
Alright, Raijin. Let's see how you fare against MIND EXPLOSIONS
We got Zell, as well. Heh.
Yeah, and it was really difficult, too.
He pisses me off, as well. I mean, just having him present in this update has raised my blood pressure.
Whatever will we do?
Eat poop, you poop heads!
"But Edea gave us full command of the Galbadian army to do it with."
Why, for fuck's sake? He's a complete loser. I've beaten the shit out of him already, and I passed the SeeD exam first time around and he didn't. THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
Yeah, you frickin' idiots! All I want is frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads! Yeah, Zell, we've all seen Austin Powers, now shut the fuck up.
Alright. Well, I guess that's case closed. *dusts hands*
Is there a decent strip joint on this entire planet?
What the- NO CHILDREN ON MY BRIDGE
Oh, yeah. Hahaha. Well, this should be good for a laugh.
Yep. Fucking blasted. Sorry, Selphie. Also, this is your fault.
Damn it, why did those Galbadian bastards have to set their error ratio to zero?
Ah' reckon she's right up ahead. See, you can see her right there, dumbshit.
What the... that's kind of creepy.
...even when I pee?
Hey, dead guys, if you're listening, that performance was so bad, Worf and Robert actually left midway. Sorry to disappoint.
And in closing, here's an unexploded missile, which some Trabia guys are using as a hangout spot. Yeah, that's probably not dangerous.
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