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Chapter 11: Cliffhanger Endings Don't Work If You Hate The Characters Anyway
...because she's an idiot. Why does she need to be here anyway?
Don't think twice for a second... I don't get it.
We have no choice... so we choose to... what? Robert, calm down, you're babbling.
What? Now is absolutely not the time! What's wrong with you people?
AUUGH! Don't fucking lurk behind corners like that, you scared the shit out of me!
Sure, I'll bring him back. You can have a piece each.
Crossing the ice rink, we encounter the most absurd enemies ever - the Galbadia hockey team. We kicked the shit out of them.
Galbadia Garden is a big ol' maze, but we finally get to the big main hall thing and... hey what the hell is that?
How the fuck do you know this is a GF? What distinguishes it from all the other monsters in this place?
Because mugging soldiers and stealing people's pets is perfectly acceptable.
KAPOW
We got a doggie! Awww.
I'm gonna love you, and hug you, and cuddle you, and feed you, and play with you...
Kudos to RedChocobo for the awesome image.
After fucking around with keycards for god-knows how long we finally find the Sorceress, and Seifer is there to be a jerk as usual.
Oh, Seifer remembers. Funny that he's never mentioned it till now.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE, DUMBSHIT
Damn right it is. 
Seifer is a Grat.
Seifer: "no u"
GERONIMOOOOOOOO
Seifer is a fucking joke. Honest to god. Three rounds of physical attacks and he fell like a slapped child. If you slap hard enough. And if you don't, then you're a fucking pussy. Hey, look at me, I'm Maddox!
Fuck... she melted! Oh, maybe she just went through the floor.
Worf, what are you doing here? Oh, right, you're setting yourself up to be captured. Carry on.
You're supposed to think this is a dramatic entrance or something, but if you think about it, it really isn't. Edea fucked up and went face-first through a pane of glass.
So people keep telling me. I'm not sure where this destiny shit comes from.
Oh, god damn it, Seifer never passed the test. Here he is now, to be annoying and get his shit ruined again.
MORE PAIN FOR YOU
Edea uses Maelstrom, which is pretty much Diablos' Gravija but with a chance of getting Cursed, stopping you using Limits. Pretty clever if you think about it.
Curse didn't work on Robert twice in a row, though. RENZOKOOOOKEN
TASTE COLD STEEL, MATRON
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, she had a GF as well. A Holy one.
Renzokuken hit Edea so hard she didn't so much die as get chopped up into a fine mist.
Oh no - Worf is doing the sexy zombie thing again.
She revives Seifer - god dammit -
...and falls on her face.
Please say no. Actually, don't answer at all.
Tolerable people...
Faggots.
You're not getting out of this by pretending you've been possessed. You're going to prison.
Sorry, no sale.
If by "protected" you mean "relentlessly hunted", then you're bang on the money.
What? Is my barn door open?
Worf's barn door is open? Let me see!
Something bad has happened to her! What is it? Is she dead? Tell me, Quistis! I moderately want to know!
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