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Disc 3
Chapter 1: This Update Is Short Because It's A Scene-Setter And Also I'm Pissed Off With You Guys
Oh, lookit. Ten seconds into Disc 3 and already Robert's moping over someone he's barely talked to all game.
I like how everyone refers to her as Matron as if they still cared about her, even though they don't even remember.
, Cid. .
Your wife who you hadn't seen in years anyway because she was an evil sorceress. Gotcha.
What? No! You can't just expect everyone to forgive you for bieng a dictator because you claim you're not evil any more. Get the fuck out of here.
We were actually not ordered to kill you the second time. So yeah.
Yeah, yeah, very interesting. Keep talking.
"You guys play Random? This sucks COMPLETELY."
Oh yeah, what was it you were saying?
...right.
Hey, I have a GF called Ultimecia!
Ah, I see. So you weren't really trying to take over the world, it was somebody else. Somebody else who we can't interrogate because she's from the future. I'm not buying.
Why? Obviously she can do her own time-travelling.
"...honest"
I believe that you're full of shit, Matron.
Yeah, that doesn't sound familiar at all.
YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL
Haha, wait a fucking second here. Robert said himself that Worf is cold and not moving. She's as dead as pink mohicans. What signs are there that she isn't?
Throw a Phoenix Down at her, for Christ's sake, what's wrong with you people?
While Robert mopes like a girl, the others discuss something which makes no sense. None of them point out that they don't get it though.
...wait, how did you guess that?
So... everything will go faster?
That doesn't make any sense. What?
Welcome to the club.
That seems to be about the size of things, except that Edea is obviously lying.
What kind of leader makes an announcement to the ship like "I wonder where our objective is?"
PHOENIX DOWN MOTHERFUCKER
OR FULL-LIFE
...wait, I have an idea - leave her there to rot. Then you can pretend her decaying remains aren't dead.
Robert is a closet necrophiliac, by the way.
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