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Chapter 2: mp5 is a jerk 
"But honestly, would you guys have rather slept in the streets?"
You're not cut out to be anything. You've fucked up everything we've ever seen you do.
Kiros: "That's probably because a lot of actors are gay. I mean, you know. Tom Cruise. Hey Ward, say nothing if Laguna's gay. Haha, see that Laguna? Ward said you were gay. Hand me that megaphone, Ward. HEY ESTHAR! ...THAT'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHO'S UP HERE? LAGUNA 'GAY' LOIRE! RAMPANT HOMOSEX IS HIS MIDDLE NAME AND ALSO HIS HOBBY! ON THE CENSUS, UNDER RELIGION, HE HAS TO PUT 'GAY'"
Probably get another erection and limp through the scene. There's also irony in the fact that erections make you limp.
It's all about the Benjamins.
I bet it's a dominatrix outfit.
Not bad. It's a fucking medieval suit of armour.
"This is her first non-pornographic film, so you don't really wanna hit on her, you know what I'm saying? Because I did and I piss fucking razorblades.
"...like, 5 bucks?"
As everyone walks away...
HORROR STRIKES
Spoiler: Kiros and Ward have been attacked by a real dragon
In a moment this dragon will walk down the path and attack Laguna
So that there is absolutely no tension at all, I can tell you now that Laguna wins
Laguna is sort of telling the truth here, actually. See above.
So yeah, it's not like the 'real dragon' thing is a complete shocker anyway, right?
It is. I told you.
This is pretty retarded, guys, by the way
Instead of running, like a sane person, Laguna decides to duel the dragon. It's pretty easy to tell from the animation clues when the dragon is going to attack -
- ohhh yeah.
After Laguna repels the dragon for a while, Kiros and Ward show up -
- toss Laguna his gun in a pretty awesome animation -
- and beat the living shit out of a Ruby Dragon. I scanned it. It was Level Shitty.
Don't worry, Laguna, it's not as if you can't kill them in about three hits. I guess it's time to flee anyway.
It's some kind of crazy box. Now is not the time for wondering.
"Yeah, that's OK, I have no problems with that"
Well, if it was me I think she would have died by strangling.
Jesus. Those guys are sick. She was about 5 years old.
Well, that's what they said.
About six hours ago you didn't even give a shit. You're like that kid who doesn't like a toy but won't let anyone take it away.
"That's what I'll do! I'll travel back in time! Why didn't I think of this sooner?"
Yay! Let's go see Edea again!
...but not till like two days because I haven't done an update that far yet.
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