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I went through the entire Propagator section without taking a screenshot. I am a dumby.
Chapter 7 - In Which We Finally Get An Excuse To Ditch Worf
After killing a bunch of hopelessly ineffectual monsters, we reach the cockpit. Hehe. Cock pit.
Oh, god, what do I say? What do I say?
Bravo.
Uh, yeah. This is a spaceship, right?
Well, I don't know. According to future-you the ship's been up here for 17 years and some shithead left the lights on all that time.
Yes. This is EXACTLY what I didn't want.
Hahaha. Robert is fucking smooooth.
"I am. I figure I'll blast you out an airlock when we get rid of the Propagator corpses."
As if that matters.
Sing, Worf. Sing.
Wait... what?
OH SHIT GET AWAY FROM ME SORCERESS. No, really though, I don't care because your magic stat is low enough that you could cast Ultima and I wouldn't feel so much as a slight breeze.
Note that just because you're not dangerous doesn't mean I'm not going to let them take you.
Rinoa = Ultimecia
"Fine by me. I also have some other people you could get rid of. One of them's down there in Esthar. Look for a guy fighting an invisible opponent."
Aww, it's OK. You'll be so drugged up you won't even care.
NucneH. Ngech lopno'.
Rinoa != Ultimecia, you faggots
I would advise you not to think about it.
You better not have brought...
AUGH FUCK OFF
I kind of guessed that because she couldn't use magic (
Robert and co. use para-magic).
Yeah, that must have been a shock.
Seeing as you're a SeeD, no they're not, dickhead.
I'd like to do Worf right now, too.
Yeah, sure, I'll get right on that.
Suddenly the ship takes off, which is such a surprise that the screenshot I took just vanished.
Great. Because if there's one person I'd want flying my airplane, it's Selphie.
We now have our own fucking spaceship. Now we have to go do something extremely important.
This is Cactuar Island, which is full of Cactuars, and one big cactus that pops up on the island every couple of seconds. Run into it to trigger...
Jumbo Cactuar. This guy has a one-hit-kill attack which he rarely uses and some weakish physicals - while I'm doing straight 9999 damage with both Robert and Irvine (who now has 255 Str.)
Pretty soon I've beaten the crap out of him.
Because he's Freddie Mercury.
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