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Chapter 11: Oh Nodin
At a wild guess it's probably because you got your ass beat by Zell, Selphie and Worf. Also, message from Kiros. Message reads "you're gay".
See?
If it's "Fujin has a penis" then I'm not so sure it's going to be that much of a surprise.
It's that thing that beat the shit out of Zell a while back. The Mobile Type 8, whatever the hell that means. It has some sort of counterattack system that I didn't get the chance to explore fully because I beat the fuck out of it with physicals and killed it in about four turns.
Oh no, what are we going to do? I'll tell you what we're going to do, we're going to run you the hell over with a train again.
Well, thanks. You know, it's about two discs too late but thanks all the same.
Fujin is speaking normally because this is an emotional moment.
Hey, what? Come over here and say that, whore. Is your hair bright white 'down there', too? I don't know whether that would be hot or icky. I propose that we go find out.
Our definition of fun differs.
Robert: "Haha, yeah. Like my cock. Wait, uh... god damn it, where's Kiros when you need him?"
Relevant joke about holding gunblades.
Oh HELL YEAH 
Seifer gon' die. Go Odin. It's your birthday. We will party appropriately.
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
Look at the fear in his eyes!
....NOOOOOOOOO
God damn it, who would have thought that Odin could be defeated by holding a sword out for him to charge into?
Odin's sword flies into the heavens...
...and is caught by some kind of hypergalactic loot stealer.
Oh, yeah, I forgot, I have to kill Seifer in one hit. This should do the trick.
NO HE'S COMING TO STEAL THE LOOT REPORT HIM TO BLIZZARD
Swish swish swish swish swish
Robert: "Haha, good job at... getting blown by a big weapon. ...what?"
This is Gilgamesh by the way, and he sucks shit. Not only does he replace the mother of all badasses, Odin, with an attack that can do 1 damage, and some shitty other attacks too, but he denies me the opportunity to kill Seifer in style.
Fuck Gilgamesh. Seriously.
Yaaaaay! Let's go home!
blah blah blah you're being manipulated
...DUN DUN DUN
Disc 4
Chapter 1: Hawt Bawndage
No suspense this time, though, because I'm not stopping after 30 images
Seifer pushes Worf towards Adel's crazy chamber.
You think you've got Worf beaten? WELL HOW DO YOU LIKE DEATH FACE
I guess it doesn't work and Adel decides to wear Worf as a bra. That would be kind of hot if either of them had breasts. And... OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU PUT HER FEET, ADEL?
Meltdown and physical attacks are the order of the day. After about four hits...
...Adel violently explodes.
ELLONE, NO
STOP! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
Well, shit, Laguna. Ultimecia has succeeded. Thanks to you and your dumbshit non-niece.
LooK WHat yOu HAvE DonE mOthERFucKer
OK, so this is kind of cool but you're still retarded.
The idea behind this scene is that apparently they're heading for Edea's House because that's where Worf likes.
Yes. This is very weird.
Now we're forced to battle a bunch of sorceresses across time for some completely unfathomable reason.
What the HELL is that thing?
Like so many things in Final Fantasy, it is made of volatile explosive which detonates on impact.
A castle? Hundreds of years into the future and all she's got is a stone castle? I'm calling bullshit.
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN, DOO DOO DOO DOO.
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