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welcome back to another exciting round of half lives numero dos


i like how they put another crowbar on this table. in case you missed the first one or something.


i guess its time to bite the bullet bill and find out what happens when you pull this lever


oh its just a moving platform


i ride it down to find...


another moving platform. goodie.


there was some kind of sounddog orgy i quickly put a stop to


this was kind of nice because you could actually control the speed


obviously i set it on full throttle


ah shit


I can fly! or I guess its more like falling with style


HOLY SHIT fuck radiation


i desperatly climb onto the conveniantly placed boxes


its hard enough without these assholes getting all up in your grill


great i have to climb into a pipe


you dont fool me valve. this is just a fancy version of crawling around in the vents. unoriginal bastards


great jumping puzzles. thanks a lot. no really i love it.


how the fuck do these slimers survive the radiation? THEIR NOT SUPERMAN VALVE. fucking bullshit if you ask me


fuck you, game. i dont need your pity.


jesus christ its like an ocean of radioactive waste


GO AWAY SLIMERS


oh boy more moving platforms. whoop de doo. whatever happened to stationary platforms?


okay im starting to miss the fuckin soldiers


theres the entrance to the silo. almost there


NO YOU DAMN SOUND DOG


i cant believe youve done this


argh i probably have to turn around and find some long stupid bullshit way past and its gonna take forever ah fuck it


oh. i guess i just jump accross. lol cool.


well here we are inside the silo


blah blah fire rocket blah blah have to stop it before it gets any bigger blah blah whatever


aw man he died before i could kill him


fucker


haha youre mine fucker


HOLY SHITTING GOD


oh my god what the fucking fuck is that


its like some kind of worm, that lives in a pit. i think ill call it... a hole snake.


okay im pressing the button like that stupid dick from earlier said. why is nothing happening??


oh


god damnit


rot in hell


useless cunt.



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