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this guy says "BE QUIET! it can hear us."


dont tell me what to do, fucker


i bet it heard the sound of your dick getting ripped to shreds by my shotgun blast.


then there was this jackass trying to kill it with a pistol


way to go champ. that worked well.


damn that is one ugly motherfucker


DIE YOU FUCKASS


well it was worth a shot


using ninja skills i evade it and duck into this doorway


i guess the fuel/oxygen/power controls are outside the silo


despite the fact at a glance it seems these tubes contain water and shit, it turns out they're actually for oxygen and fuel, so i gotta follow them.


holy shit this is funny. at the bottom of this ladder are two zombies that can see me but can't attack me because im above them and they cant look up. so what do they do? they shake violently of course


prawned


are you thinkin what im thinkin?


wheeeeee!


so worth it


great a motherfuckin sewer level


complete with fuckin pointless dead ends


i wont bore you with the details but i do eventually find my way out


lol look at these doors. i thought this was halflife2 not star treks


i love halflife so much you could probably say im its BIGGEST FAN


apparently this fan has two settings: green and red


well that was an easy puzzle. stupid ass fan.


WHAT IN THE FUCK the god damn giant blades knocked me off the ladder! god thats fuckin gay


well apparently if you get past that the big fan blows you to the top of the room. geez what is this the looney toons?


uuuuuuuuuuggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckin vents


i see you fucker


feck off


god thats satisfying


LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. THATS WHAT YOU GET BITCH.


god is valve actually TRYING to make these vent sequences not fun?


well luckily they arent that long


god, y'know, i kind of always figured that science labs' equipment would be more... complicated


its hard to see in this picture but there are bubbles going through the tubes, so i guess theyre activated


well i guess its time to head back


god i hate evading these guys. one hit kill my ass.


i find some disturbingly green corpses


alright time to look for a way to turn the power on


ha that fucker didnt see me coming


god damn headcrabs are a waste of ammo


jesus more of these guys?


im actually starting to miss the soldiers. at least they dropped ammo.


well i see this box which looks like it contains electricity, so i guess im heading the right way


oh boy. an elevator. great. that means good things.


huh? what the fuck it stopped


HOLY DFSUIHDGF


OH GOD IT CRASHED INTO A POOL OF RADIOACTIVE WASTE


WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU PUT THAT BELOW AN ELEVATOR?!


blah blah i hope no one expects ME to activate the generator!


fine


now no one expects you to do anything. happy?


okay i was gonna complain about moving platforms but these are actually pretty fun. they spin around the edge of the room


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


more very advanced scientific controls


OH WHAT THE SHIT


apparently to add to the complexity of the controls they have these electrified prongs which come out and rape you up the ass


blah blah go away! this is my hiding space and im not moving until things improve! dont tell anyone where i am!


you know, ive killed so many scientests maybe i should just have some pity and show him some mercy and leave him alone


nah


hey dont worry buddy, i wont tell anyone where you are.


well the generator is active. i guess i should head back


phew, almost there


WHAT THE CUNT!??!/11/


oh right. duh. gordons allergic to water.


finally everything is ready. time to hit the button.


HAHAHAHA! YES! DIE YOU FUCKS!


BURN IN HELL!


YOUR SUFFERING AROUSES ME


honestly i probably could have just taken one picture, but this was so damn satisfying


i guess i have to go down where they were


well that certainly looks ominous.. lets go down there tommorow.



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