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these guys think theyre soooo smart positioning themselves over the pathway of the moving platform. trying to play me like a sap for the big scoop, eh?


better luck next time, chumps


i guess this train can also double as a boat since for no apparent reason the next part is flooded with water


water gordon is highly allergic to


that was pointless.


for some reason gordon refuses to walk on the railway. i guess hes just really scared and if you spend long enough on it he gets so scared he dies from fear


you know riding around on this little train isnt as exciting as i thought it would be


it does have some good parts though. like how these stupid dogs cant get me so they just run around and squeal like mentally retarded pigs


god i hate them. i hate them so much.


id like to take a moment to point out the system for changing rails. you have to shoot these signs


im not complaining since it makes things pretty simple for me, but i have to wonder how convenient could this be for scientists or whatever just riding along on this platform. how do THEY change rails? do they just hold thier arms out and smack it?


there wasnt much point in changing rails since this stupid robot hand thing is blocking the way


yes, this entire area is basically just a quest to get this stupid robot hand to move a couple feet to the left


i must press onward


i decide to take a short break from riding the tram and explore some passageways


there are a bunch of dead soldiers next to a bullsquid i had to kill. how could one bullsquid kill all these soldiers? i have no fucking idea since they die after only a couple bullets


holy shit a fuckin spaceship. that is awesome.


another bullsquid surrounded by dead soldiers


what the fuck is this, a backpack?


i drop it and gordan pulls out a remote. i dont see any tvs but whatever


WHAT IN THE FUCK


the backpack is the worst gun ever


well that was a huge waste of time.


GOD DAMNIT im going in circles!!! i have no idea where to go.


hahaha thought you could trick me eh valve? too bad im one step ahead of your bullshit. ill just look up where to go in the strategy guide


thats weird, i dont remember getting any fire grenade eggs. wait a second what guide is this?


BANJO TOOIE!?


USELESS PIECE OF SHIT


well eventaully i find my way to this room


wow, another dead soldier next to a bullsquid. i am so surprised right now.


god damn bitch i cant wait until im done being on a rail


in the next room i find some dead soldiers next to a bullsquid


but wait, whats next to that dead soldier? stairs!


hooray, the robot hand controls!


you know, even though i managed to solve a puzzle i feel absolutely zero satisfaction.



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