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welcome back to the thing. i have to go up this stupid elevator, which rotates while it goes up which is a pain in the dick


which wouldn't be that big of a deal if it wasn't for the ASSHOLE SOLDIER FUCKERS TRYING TO KILL ME


GOD DAMNIT YOU COCKSUCKERS LEAVE ME ALONE


FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IN THE ASS


whores


god damn cant you guys leave me alone for five minutes???


okay using the turret is pretty fucking awesome


lmao look its a two headed vortiguant


ive been doin a lot of killing but i still dont really know where to go


whatever. i guess i just stay on the rail. FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!


SHIT HIT THE FUCKIN BRAKES


god damn you game


well eventually im forced to ditch my beloved choo choo train


holy shit i didnt know there were still security guards this far into the game


i shall remedy this problem


its not like you were gonna last long anyways


holy FUCKSHITS


god damn that is one powerful turret


surrender freeman? no wai lol


haha i made it say "surrender men". FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS.


god damnit game you are starting to piss me off. these stupid cameras are a pain in the caboose


that spaceship is still cool


auuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhh i find another tramcart i have to ride


the turrets are actually able to kill the bullsquids. this proves that turrets > soldiers and settles the debate that robots > humans


i find some dead soldiers next to a bullsq-- a HEADCRAB? AHAHAHahHAhaHAahHAh fuckin retards


yore dead freeman


no im not lol


holy crap


damn look at that fuckin rocket launcher


know whats great? this guy just stands still if you get too close for the rocket launcher to shoot you


hahaha


tard


holy crap


damn vortigaunts are seriously fucking useless


agh not another damn turret


fuck your shit


okay i think im gonna take a break from halflife


i think ill play some good old xbox 360


thats weird i didnt think there was a game in here


halflife? what the heck?


weird. ill just put it on here.


whatever. ive decided id rather play my wii anyways. let me just eject whatever game is still in here


what the hell?! didnt i just...


whoa. how did... nevermind. im not in the mood to play a video games.


this is kinda creeping me out. im just gonna leave it on my desk.


i think its time to have a refreshing soft drink


ah, vault. youre like surge but shittier... hold on a second.


is that...


okay. what the hell. im seriously getting freaked out now.


i think i need to lie down


ill just go up to my room and... wait a second. let me have a look at that picture


OH MY GOD


its... its inside the frame!


HOLY SHIT RUN THE FUCK AWAY


SHIT


oof


i really need to stop running down that hallway. i almost always trip.


oh god... OH NO


WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!


LOOK ILL PLAY YOU AGAIN ALRIGHT! JUST DONT COME ANY CLOSER!!


NOOO!!!!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!





















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