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hi guys. im gonna be honest, i really dont want to do an update today but since im so fucking dedicated to my LP i turned down like 100 party invitiations to stay home and make this udpate


i decide to try actually using the other weapon i picked up. no, not the crowbar. the crowbar kind of looks like part of the HEV suit so its almost like gordon is running around smacking enemies on the head with a big metal erection


not so tough now that your dead now are ya?


stupid valve and their minibosses


wow a cage full of headcrabs


oh look a button next to a cage of headcrabs. i think i will press it yes that seems like a good idea


and for once it is. some kind of big zappy thing comes down and kills them all


yeah, fuck your shit


Guard 1: "Hey, it's no good up there, it's all sealed off. The only way out, would be to find someone with retinal scanner access who can open the front door. I'm pretty sure there's a few scientists hidin' somewhere in the labs. Maybe with both of lookin', we can track them down, and get 'em to let us out."


hey look guys, walking ammo


thanks for the gun douchefag


well well well, look what we have here. some SOLDIERS. last time i checked you sons of bitches owed me some fucking guns


some might call this overkill, i call it justice


no matter how much pain i inflect on them its still nothing compared to the emotional pain i had to go through after being stripped of my weapons


god that could not have been more satisfying


hell yea motherfuckers


guess whos back in buisiness


ps i forgot to mention this whole fight takes place more or less in the black mesa lobby


look, the front door. theres that rectal scanner the guard told me about on the right


its kind of hard to see but in there is a crossbow and also incase you missed them a lot of headcrabs


now you may be wondering: is it worth risking gordons life, and indirectly the lives of thousands of others gordon will save by fighting back the alien invasion just to get a slightly better gun?


yea lol


ill see you in hell


fuckers


so worth it


what in the hell is that


what the fuck is this thing? i dont want it, ill just chuck it across the room


sod off you little bastard


AH FUCK ITS EATING MY INVISIBLE LEGS


GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FHELL


HOW IS A GUN THAT BRUTALLY MURDERS YOU SUPPOSED TO BE USEFUL!?


yeah, uh, ill just not be using that little thing. anyways i know this was kind of a short update dont worry the next one will be longer. probably. maybe. i dont know.



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