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so back to where we left off. theres a bunch of those stupid exploding camras so i figure it would be better to just take them out now so we dont have to deal with them later. so i fire a rocket to blow them up


theres a big explosion and um... the screen fades to white?


and apparently this killed me?


yes, let me summarize it for you: IF ANY SINGLE ONE OF THESE LASER-TRIP-WIRE-ACTIVATED-BOMBS GOES OFF IN THIS ENTIRE AREA YOU AUTOMATICALLY DIE. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO TRIGGER THE EXPLOSION, AN ENEMY SETTING ONE OFF OR A BOX FALLING ONTO ONE OF THEM ALSO COUNTS


luckily there not too hard to dodge


except when you have to do homo shit like walk on railings


Security is Everyone's Responsibility. Especially your moms lmao


god, there's one of these every five fucking feet


the dead security guards do little to soothe my frustration, although the smoke emitting from their back causes me to smile.


look at this shit, this is fuckin ridiculous. i can count six blue lasers in this picture alone


it doesnt help to have these little fuckers jumping around trying to blow this whole place up


fuck you


FUCKING HEADCRAB


SHIT


okay so i guess i press this button


and this causes a platform to be raised... with a box headed directly into the path of a tripmine


god damnit


fuck this. im checkin gamefaqs


okay guys i figured out what to do. you have to enter in a secret password to the password screen to get past this area


see with this i can just go through the floors to the next area


there i turned it off now. some of you may think this looks like cheating, but why would valve put it in the game if they didnt want you to use it?


i took this picture with the intention of coming up a stacking-related joke between then and now. i didnt.


what the fuck is that


okay apparnetly its some kind of weapon


it kind of looks like im shooting a laser but its actually a BEE with a weird light trail. like that gun those gay minibosses earlier had. its pretty cool i guess, the bees bounce around and home in on stuff, but thats not the best part


the best part is the ammo fuckin regenerates automatically, which means this gun effectively has infinite ammo


anyways a guard comes out chased by a bunch of soldiers


the sad thing is a relatively untrained security guard with a pistol managed to take out three highly trained military commandos with machine guns before i started helping him out


nice to meet you, or should i say...


nice to BEEt you


hahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahaha. look at him. he looks fuckin ridiculous


here you go buddy


i think ill leave him here, and hope someone finds his body


tune in for my next LP, Pac-Man starring Barney



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