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The usual gang of... companies.

Haley's Comet!

You are not Haley's Comet.

Ladies and Gentlemen, here we are tonight at the beautiful Middle Of The Fucking Woods Arena to bring you this clash of battling titans.

At 4 foot 11 inches, from the Caribbean, the Fantasma from Jamaica, GENGAAAAAR.

And the challenger, checking in at 2'11", from beautiful Portugal, the heir to the nido throne, NIDORINOOO.

Now these two are real contenders, each coming from different background, you can just feel the tension in the ring.

Aaand there's the bell, both combatants come out swingin'

A beautiful right hook from Gengar, but Nidorino narrowly manages to avoid it—

A bold maneuver by Nidorino, the challenger appears to have launched himself at the champ face first! I can't see HOW Nidorino thought this would be a good idea, especially considering Gengar's spectral form.

I apologize to the folks at home but the scene in the ring is FAR too brutal for the home audience.


Goddamn commercials.

Wait, so where have I been this whole time... Was.. Was I just born?

Are you my mother? D:

So then you're a witch, ok.

YOU ARE A WITCH?!

A witch's familiar, obviously.

Ah, ok, so you're a scientist, not a witch.

"Avada Kedavra!"
OH GOD JESUS IT EXPLODED.

Not on your life, spellshaper.

Nope, not giving it.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD.


Curse him, being better at... whatever we competed in back then...?

Nah, my childhood was pretty happy—

Oh, well yea.

What?

Only if you cut out the whole magic bullshit.

OH JESUS MY BONES.

Juice time :T


...I-I just came down for some juice. :T

I'm playing Kid Icaruuuuuus.

Alright, hold on, I'll get him.

"OH LOOK. I AM ABOUT TO WANDER OUT INTO THE TALL GRASS ALONE. COMPLETELY UNATTENDED EVEN."

Why does that always work?

I've lived here for fifteen years now, the worst I've ever seen are Rats and those tiny birds, with the occasional vine monster thing thrown in sporadically.

God I just wanna save Palutenaaaa~

Never gonna beat that game.

Geez, chill. It's not like it's too hard to get him to show up.

...he's your grandson.

"This young lady was about to walk into grass, she is in dire need of assistance!"


Ah, in the Pokéba-

....yes. Yes they are.

You've been telling this story to us since we were in nursery school.

I still don't think there's such a pokémon as "Hitlardos," or that you punched it in the teeth back in the war.

Wait, what are we talking about?


....this is a Squirtle?

Er, I thought Charmanders had fiery tails...

Well, Bulbasaur is ki- wait... is this a Gulpin?




I guess I'll take this one...

Heh, he reminds me of wasabi...

#316. Gulpin J:Gokulin G:Schluppuck F:Gloupti

Stomach Pokémon
Height: 1'04" Weight: 22.7 lbs
Habitat: Grasslands Types:
Most of Gulpin's body is made up of its stomach—its heart and brain are very small in comparison. As a result, it can swallow something its own size. This Pokémon's stomach contains special enzymes that dissolve anything. While it is digesting, vile, overpowering gases are expelled.

C'mon Otoro, let's go play Mario.

Dude, that's a Mareep, not a Charmander.

D'aww, he's bashful.

That's what I'm doin'!

My NES better not lock up from being paused for so long.

HURRY UP.


Wait.. It WAS a charmander? then... but I.. Oh well.
GIVE IT YER-
OH GOD IT'S FASTER.

Derp!

Long story short...

Turns out Otoro and Charmander are the same speed, they kept alternating going first.






You picked the- I picked-

Ok, bye.

Smell you later indeed. :I

Hmmm...









Why are you the goddamn female again? Count Von Count LP'd LeafGreen back in the day, I'm doing this to distance this thread from that one. It ALSO doesn't cause some sort of weird paradox where Roxy defeats Sammy who is suddenly named Red at the end of Crystal.

Blue? Another thing synching up continuity.

Gulpin? See the last page of the Quartz thread.










~Gulpin met someone new today. This person was different from the others. She was more curious about Gulpin than repulsed. She even gave me a name, Otoro. Otoro likes this name.~

~She's a little bit scatterbrained, but Otoro thinks she's ok. She's good at the game she plays... at least, Otoro thinks~

~Otoro may have just met her, but Otoro is happy. Otoro hopes they can be friends for a long time.~


~Otoro also hopes she's good at making lots of food.~





Zorak posted fanart:

Stalgren posted:

Who the fuck uses a gulpin pfffft

Exactly. Poor guy.



Gulpins need love too s




Zorak posted fanart:

I think Otoro would have a hard time using an NES controller if he were to try. Wait... what about...



I CANNOT stop drawing Gulpins/ Otoro.




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