Zorak posted a transcript:
Sammy: Oh, great. It's pitch black in here. And it smells like mildew too 
Machop: uh! *thunk*
Sammy: Ow damn it!
Machop: Chop!
Sammy: Uwaahhh, this cave has midgets
Machop: Machop!
Sammy: MUSHPECKLE, ATTACK THE MIIIIIIIIDGET
*fight sounds*
Machop: Machop...
Sammy: Oooh man, that was fucked up.
Pars: Paras Paras.
Sammy: Oooh, I wish I could see...
Trainer: HEAVEN OR HELL, DUEL ONE: LET'S ROCK!
Sammy: GAH! Don't do that!
*Battle music starts. Pokemon sounds*
Sammy: Alright then. Ch'Ding, unleash your super awesome FURY ATTACK ON IT!
*battle sounds*
Trainer: It's okay Cubone, I'll make it up to you... tonight.
Sammy: Well now... that is disgusting :T
Trainer: That's what I forgot! I forgot to get some Pokemon before I left. Ehh I'll just get Zubat as I go. Yeaahhh Zubat...
Sammy: Wait, did he say Zu-
*ZUBAT SCREECH*
Sammy: GUHHH!
*ZUBAT SCREECH*
Sammy: Running like fuck time!
Zorak posted a transcript:
Sammy: Ow, fuck! What is that?
Pokemaniac: I draw illustrations of Pokemon when I'm home
Sammy: Well that's... actually kind of nice 
Pokemaniac: *snort* Yeah, I drew Nidoking fucking a Zaaaangoooooose
Sammy: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Pokemaniac: Slowpoke, are you ready for battle?
...
Pokemaniac: Slowpoooke!?
Slowpoke: ... Slow.
Sammy: Ooooh man. Money Hat, take it out of its misery.
*BATTLE SOUNDS*
Pokemaniac: Yeaaaaaww, Slowpoke. I'm an artist, not a fighter. I'm going to go draw Slowpoke getting fucked by a Paraaasect.
Money hat: ..Meow?
Sammy: What... is... wrong with youuuuu?
*zubat sounds*
Sammy: Where all these Zubats coming from? Uwah! And I keep tripping on rocks.
Geodude: Geo-geodude.
Don Ramon: Nidoooorinoooo.
Camper: I-I don't come here often, but I'll battle you!
Sammy: Oh man, no, little girl, you need to get out of here. THERE ARE PERVERTS AMUNG US
Camper: Um... o-okay
Pokemaniac: Umm do you know about Pokemon Cosplay?
Sammy: ... Oh god.
Pokemaniac: Sometimes I go to conventions and everryooonee is dressed as Pokemon. Clefairy's a favorite.
Sammy: That poor fucking Charmander. Sugarnaut, hit with a waterpulse.
Pokemaniac: H-hey, where are you going? I have an extra Snubbul suit.
Sammy: *barf*
Sammy: Otoro, I'm really freaked out right about now. I don't see how this can get any wo- HEY! Money Hat can see in the dark!
Hiker: This tunnel goes a long way, kid.
Sammy: Don Ramon, can you take care of this one? I can't see shit.
Hiker: Onyx, use Bind!
*battle sounds*
Hiker: Onyx, use Rock Throw!
Sammy: Howww we doing Money Hat?
Money Hat: Meow meow meow.
Sammy: Oh, yeah?
Money Hat: Meow meow meow.
Sammy: ... I can't understand you.
Hiker: Graveler, use roll out!
*battle sounds*
Hiker: Graveler, use defense curl! Then follow it up with a defense curl... and then even use DEFENSE CURL!
*battle sounds*
Hiker: Graveler, attack her life points directly!
*battle end sound*
Hiker: *sigh* I knew I should have just stayed with that job in Philanthropy...
Money Hat: Meow meow
Sammy: We did? How the hell is everyone else seeing what's happening here.
Hiker: Watch out for Onyx, they totally live in this cave. Those high level ones can seriously mess you up.
Sammy: ...So then this cave is filled with poisonous bats, midgets, angry monkeys, Pokemon fuckers, anddd.. giant rock snakes?
Hiker: ... yeah, pretty much, yeah.
Sammy: ALL I WANT TO DO IS SELL SOME GAMES
Camper: I came this far looking for Wild Pokemonss
Sammy: Little girl, if you do not get away from me, I might do something very NOT NICE.
Camper: O-ohh, hey look over there, a Zubat!
Sammy: ... ow, fuck! Money Hat, tell me where there's a fucking ladder infront of me next time.
Money Hat: Meow meow meow.
Sammy: Don't give that :T
Sammy: Is that... yes! LIGHT! NO MORE BEING DRAGGED THROUGH A CAVE BY A CAT AND A MUSHROOM BUG
Sammy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
I voiced the part of Solid Snake hiking
