Hey, in case you aren't depressed enough yet:
I'm seriously contemplating just throwing myself off the balcony here. Jesus this is depressing.
No he- OTORO, SPIT THAT OUT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THAT WAS.
Well yea, I've seen him swallow a tire and just keep moving.
Wow, you really have no disrespect for the dead, do you?
...you insensitive fuckhead.
..this is not a favorable matchup.
In an amazing display, Four out of Ch'ding's five attacks were Critical Hits. I've honestly never seen anything do that before.
It's ok Sugarnaut, don't worry about the fact that it's almost 10 times your size or that it's got a lot of sharp, bonecrushing teeth, or that it can probably unleash a fury that could destroy something very large.
..or that it's really pissed off at you.
......or that it apparently has fallen in love with you.
Yea, yea I really don't blame you on that one.
Who remembers the lesson I taught about using Absorb on Otoro?
Leech Seed absorbs Gulpin's Liquid Ooze too.
Oh yea, Exeggcute have Confusion at that level, don't they.
Helluva fight from that cat. You gotta admit.
AIM FOR THE SPOON.
Huh, this again?
I was clearly bolstered by the spirits of the pokémon who's graves you were disrespecting.
Can we talk about this somewhere else?
Oh my god you insensitive prick.
D:\
:T
Heh, I've seen tons of ghosts. One sec I'll give it a shot.
Oh hel-
.... Er, uh, Ch'ding can take care of it Yea. Ch'Ding.
OH GOD JESUS ALLAH I'M LEAVING
HiroChicken posted:
Also, Paras shouldn't be a depressing pokemon because he's a real fungi.
Zutaten posted:
Also... what would happen if a HUMAN got infected by Paras mushrooms?