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Of course we run out of juice now. Goddammit I've got Kirby to play.

Heh, alright, this should be easy for Otoro.

It's not like his eyes are open now anyway. Wait, are they open?



Ah, rats, my common videogame nemesis.

:T

Man this place is green.

...


Let's go this way instead.

Ah, here we go.

Er, yea?

He's my neighbor. :T

Pay me. >:T

I will be expecting compensation for this service.

Stop saying that and sell me juice.

Teehee, I'm so clever.

Adorably squishy, sir.

Please say that's not literal.

I beat up a Charmander, a Pidgey and a Rattata. And then I couldn't buy juice from the shop in Viridian because apparently I'm a deliveryboy now.

Yes, please take it so that I can go buy juice.

Ok, bye now.


This better involve me fighting Meta-Knight. >:T


...Maybe I can get some games to run on this thing.

Sure, ok

....k

.....k

Awesome, Kirby time.


-LATER, after defeating King DeDeDe-


Yea, also your brother said something about you not giving me a map.




Ok, now I'm here...

...Celadon City's THERE? I could of swore it was in Johto.

I must make the grand pilgrimage to this most sacred of shopping locations.


...I think I'm lost

Jesus, what an ugly little bird.

Yawn Yawn inflicts a drowsy status onto it's target. What this means is next turn, if that Pokémon is still in battle, it will fall asleep after attacking. It's one of two 100% Acc. Sleep inducing moves, the other being Parasect and Shroomish's Spore.
So how does Spearow use it's last few minutes of consciousness?

:T

APOKEYBOLGOOOO

Oh man, I hope it's like those birds in Ninja Gaiden.

#021.Spearow J:Onisuzume G:Habitak F:Piafabec

Tiny Bird Pokémon
Height: 1'00" Weight: 4.4 lbs
Habitat: Scrubland Types:
Spearow flaps its short wings to flush out insects from tall grass. It then nabs them with its stubby beak. It busily flits around here and there. Inept at flying high; it has to flap its short wings at high speed to stay airborne. However, it can dart around very quickly to protect its territory. Even if it is frail, it can be a tough foe that uses Mirror Move. Spearow has a very loud cry that can be heard over half a mile away. If its high, keening cry is heard echoing all around, it is a sign that they are warning each other of danger.
Blackflare named this

...stop watching me do stuff, it's creepy

Ok, I'm actually off to Celadon City. Can you help me read this map?

You need badges to work maps?

Celadon City has guards?

...I gained a level off of your Charmander last time we fought. You know that the answer is yes.

You aren't going to help me, are you?

A pidgey, eh?
-moments later-

OH JESUS YOU MEAN LITTLE BIRD

Take one for the team, Spearmint!

....:T




Aaaand, the Charmander again.



Yea... actually, I did.






That horrible beast child, invading MY territory, then using underhanded tactics to best me in combat. This is unforgivable! The great pride of my family, taken away in an instant! And by this ragged-little thing. A bird of my status does not travel with rabble like this, to be used in crude bouts of brutality and machismo. I will not stand for this! For the pride of my ancestors, I shall rise above this, and regain my status~ On my father's grave I swear this!


Imagining Spearmint's dialogue in a romantic spaniard-type accent makes it even better.







Zorak posted fanart:



Revenge did Spearmint, me and Amaya did Otoro



nftyw posted fanart:

Sindai posted:

My name is Inigo Monspearmint.

You captured my father.

Prepare to die.



Could you hang on for a second? I've almost finished with this gym here



nftyw posted fanart:

After a couple of days spent playing through Metroid and Super Mario Bros, Sammy has a strange dream involving her pokemon battles:




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