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TM talk, eh?






Flowers, flowers. I need flowers because I'm a giiiiirl~ Ok, I'm trying to get herbs like in Resident Evil. Ok? Are you happy now?

And nobody fucking has them.



Nature.. Nature = flowers/herbs/Super Mushrooms/Fire Flowers/herbs.

Eh... I am immediately out of my element. I am indoors surrounded by outdoors stuff.

I'm a real lady..

Alright, time to prove it with my samurai duck. Heh, flying-types'll make this easy.

Oh do NOT start this again.

asdgjsalghajghaljghaga

Alright Otoro, you take care of it. You respect me.

Eh... yes.. those are nice

FLOWERS. Bingo, that's what I need.

God I love that little bag of gastric acids.

Not just Sludge, now it's also a BOMB.

GO OTORO, BOMB THE IVYSAUR.

...it's ok

Eh, we could use some rain.

Hi.

Hey there.

Ok, yea that's what I'm here about. I'm taking some of these flowers if that's coo' wit' you. :T

Er, yes. That's nice. I've got mostly normal types.. for some reason.

What, no I was just making small talk.

Oh c'mon. just gimme some flowers, I'll pay you!


I don't even know how to use those herbs now that I think about it.. Do I just eat em? Do I grind them into a medicinal paste? ...do.. do I smoke them?

What sort of horrible monster would use something like that?!

GO OTORO GO.


Flawless Victory. Clearly Gulpin is the more voracious living stomach.

guhhhh Another one of those writhey things.

Next.


Pff, a big stinky flower, Otoro's more than a match for that.

Otoro?


Nice shot.




Oh this is classy...
<Erika>

Bound to happen eventually.

Can I have my herbs now?


Oh gee that's swell, I 'll just stick this with the rest of them.


Man you guys are generous with these.

Well hey that's swell, I'm just gonna steal some of this shrubery. K?



All in all it was a good day Otoro. I'd say you earned a hell of a rest. Sweet dreams there, buddy.









Androgynous posted:

The talk of a hard mode in Pokemon got me thinking...is there a hack that tries to make the game harder? As in, giving gym leaders tougher pokemon or something along those lines?













Zorak posted bonus content:

1460 – Eastern Europe – Castle Nasehaar



“I must say sire, using harvested Sudowoodo “wood” for your spikes was a nice touch. It adds a definite asthetic value to the impalements while also increasing their intimidation value, I think.”

”Thanke you… lietuenantguardguywhosenameialwaysforget, I agree. I am all aboute pioneering new methods of impalement. I’ve got a fewe ideas on the chalke slate that are going to really scare the shite out of everyone, quite possibly for the rest of eternity.”

”That’s amazing sire. Though if I may make a suggestion…?”

”Yes?”

“Can we remove the corpses from our Pokemon’s spikes? I don’t think they like it very much, plus the corpses have rotted to the point where they can’t even eat them anymore.”

”Come nowe muttermutterson, can’t you see how intimidatinge they are though?”

”Well… yeah it is pretty freaky, but come on. Do we really have to shove corpses on Nidokings, Rhydons, Cloysters, Skarmories, Seakings, and Pinsirs? They aren’t very happy with the arrangement.”



”This is war, coughhackcough… This is not the time for worrying aboute such things. I’m Vlad Schnurrbartes! I’ve got a war to win! An empire to intimidate! Things to impale! Mustaches to weare stylishly! Am I right, Captain?”

”…”

“That’s a yes I think, sire.”

Francis END, Vlad BEGIN.

The reason due to the long break was that, after writing the Francis stuff in this post, I looked back and went "Wow, this is some really subpar/ lame crap." I think it still is, hope I hope Vlad more then makes up for it




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