Psi Pokémon
Height: 4'03" Weight: 124.6 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types:
Stage1: Evolves from Abra
Kadabra holds a silver spoon in its hand. Without the spoon, the Pokémon is said to be limited to half the usual amount of its telekinetic powers. Kadabra emits a peculiar alpha wave if it develops a headache. Only those people with a particularly strong psyche can hope to become a trainer of this Pokémon. If it uses its abilities, it emits special alpha waves that cause machines to malfunction. For example, it makes clocks run backwards. An old rumor says that a boy with psychic abilities suddenly transformed into Kadabra while he was assisting research into extrasensory powers.

Patient Pokémon
Height: 4'03" Weight: 62.8 lbs
Habitat: Caverns Types:
Wobbuffet does nothing but endure attacks—it won't attack on its own. It hates light and shock. If attacked, it inflates its body to pump up its counterstrike. However, it won't endure an attack on its tail. When that happens, the Pokémon will try to take the foe with it using Destiny Bond. If two or more Wobbuffet meet, they will turn competitive and try to outdo each other's endurance. However, they may try to see which one can endure the longest without food. Trainers need to beware
of this habit.

It's kinda funny. 90% of this thread is Sammy wandering through various environs.

And I KNOW it's not very entertaining.

But eh. Seeing this through to the end. Reflecting back it's the lack of acknowledgment NPCs have for the player. I'm better at writing dialogue than "Oh look, a rock. I bet there's a Shuckle under it. Oh look! a Shuckle! Yup. Gonna catch that Shuckle."

Pig Monkey Pokémon
Height: 3'03" Weight: 70.5 lbs
Habitat: Mountains Types:
Stage1: Evolves from Mankey
Primeape becomes wildly furious if it even senses someone looking at it. It chases anyone that meets its glare. When Primeape becomes furious, its blood circulation is boosted. In turn, its muscles are made even stronger. However, it also becomes much less intelligent at the same time. If approached while asleep, it may awaken and angrily give chase in a groggy state of semi-sleep. It stops being angry only when nobody else is around.

Ball Pokémon
Height: 3'11" Weight: 146.8 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types:
Stage1: Evolves from Voltorb
Electrode eats electricity in the atmosphere. One of Electrode's characteristics is its attraction to electricity. It is a problematical Pokémon that congregates mostly at electrical power plants to feed on electricity that has just been generated. They cause massive and chaotic blackouts in nearby cities. The more energy it charges up, the faster it gets. But this also makes it more likely to explode—on days when lightning strikes, you can see this Pokémon exploding all over the place from eating too much electricity. Electrode is dangerous due to the fact that if it has enough electricity and has nothing to do, it amuses itself by exploding. It is feared, with the nickname of "Bomb Ball."

Genetic Pokémon
Height: 6'07" Weight: 269 lbs
Habitat: n/a Types:
Mewtwo is a Pokémon that was created by genetic manipulation. However, even though the scientific power of humans created this Pokémon's body, they failed to endow Mewtwo with a compassionate heart. Because its battle abilities were raised to the ultimate level, it thinks only of defeating its foes. Said to rest quietly in an undiscovered cave, Mewtwo usually remains motionless to conserve energy, so that it may unleash its full power in battle. Its DNA is almost the same as Mew's. However, its size and disposition are vastly different.

The Grimace posted fanart:

Shady Amish Terror posted:

The mental image of Mewtwo sipping from a juice carton in his pudgy, oversized fingers while watching his new trainer-person show off her video game collection with mild disinterest and baleful dismay is somehow much more hilarious than it should be.

Mewtwo, more proof that even horrible freaks of science turn into puppy dogs when met with high fructose corn syrup.

Mr. Moon posted fanart:

goatface posted:

I could imagine Mewtwo sitting back, letting Sammy play her games, while he sits comfortably in a wing-back armchair, in a smoking jacket, meditating upon the universe with a juice and some fine tobacco in a good pipe...

Mentally crushing anyone who asks him to stop smoking.