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TEAM ROCKET ARE MASTERS OF STEALTH AND ESPIONAGE
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Let me formally introduce myselfe to... myselfe. It is a matter of courtesy, I always thinke, for one to carry through the formalities no matter who he is speakinge to, be it someone new or merely talkinge to himself for the tenthe time a nighte.
I am Francis von Schnurrbart, ze heir to Castle Nasehaar, an ancient and towering, ah, towere in lands foriegne. I came to Kanto to seake my fortune and the excitemente I could never find in those colde stone halls. By chance, I founde myself in Team Rocket, a rather shady organization whiche fits me plenty fine.
I am a man of noble bloode; my family has ruled over ze Castle Nasehaar since its conceptione. However, in myselfe I found a longing for adventure, and, of course, a deale of money. old money tends to go away after the generations, and so here I am... a medium rank member of Team Rocket, a commanding Field Agente...
Alas, I have been hit by numerous setbacks in my path to higher power in Team Rocket... Like that time my mustache caught fire when we were robbinge that bank, or that time Flaaffy attacked Venonate in the middle of that battle with that police officere, or that time whene the glare off my monocle blinded that helicopter and caused it crashe; accidental set backs, that did well to bring down the glory of my successes.
But nowe, nowe everythinge is being threatened. By a little girl. I, Francis von Schnurrbart, cannot allowe such a great failure to sully me. I will followe this girl, and find the secret behinde her victory, and waylay her when I can...
You see, I have a plan, and it is one most brilliante; not only will I possibly stop this girl so I can retrieve the fossil, I may be able to make some additional funds in ze process. Luckily for moi, ahead of my target is the Cerulean City, a decently inhabited town... and, of course, not void of Team Rocket's influence. If I recall, one of my fellow Rocket members had the missione of retrieving some sort of Technical Machine from a residence, if I remember...
Alas, he will be of no use... but it is not necessary. The very nature of Cerulean City's geography plays into my masterful hands! You see, to the Northe of the City lies the Nugget Bridge, a rather pointlessly named bridge; however, it's name and the fact that it's the sole path to the peninsula in the North will be useful; for you see, by offering a "prize" to those that challenge the bridge, we may drawe individuals to trye their strengthe against one of my men. At the ende those that fight will simply be beaten and tossed aside, taking their valuables and Pokemon in a brilliante single move.
Not only is it a foolproof idea for makinge this operatione some quicke money, it will allow us to possibly challenge and observe this one who proved to be a frustration to us... was her abilities just a fluke, or is she some sort of prodigy? I shall finde out...
You will regrete the daye that you messed with me, you little gi-

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Flaaffy, stop staring at me like thate. You know I don't like when you stare at me like thate when I'm giving a soliloquy to myself. Whate is it now? I thinke she is jealouse that I gave Venonate my Rocket Hat. I only gete one of those things, and Venonate really wanted it. I never realized a hat was such a big deal. Now she doesn't even trye anymore. She just sorte of glares at me and Venonate... it's really getting creepy...