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Huh, Officer's stepped aside, clearly this crime scene is open to the public.
Jesus christ...
..why would they break off the corner of the table?
I dunno about miserable, they seem more blissfully ignorant than anything.
Oh don't tell me the thief is just standing in the back-fucking-yard.
He had a Drowzee and a Machop. :I
Oh man, all she needs now is Rest...
Score. Rare drop.
It contains Dig, if you hadn't guessed.
Heeeeadin to Vermilion City~ Goin to a paaaarty~
These screenshots synch up and that is awesome.
Ah! Watch ma bug. 
Buhbye Fuzzy!
Bingo.
Try not to imagine like you're walking through someone's digestive tract.
It's like that one treasure in Kirby Superstar 
#052. Meowth J:Nyarth G:Mauzi F:Miaouss
Scratch Cat Pokémon
Height: 1'04" Weight: 9.3 lbs
Habitat: Urban Types: 
Meowth withdraws its sharp claws into its paws to slinkily sneak about without making any incriminating footsteps. At night, it patrols its territory with its eyes aglow, searching for dropped loose change. All it does is sleep during the daytime. For some reason, this pokémon loves shiny coins that glitter with light. When it sees a shiny object, the gold coin on its head shines too. It's fascinated by round objects; it can't stop playing with them until it tires and falls asleep. A popular species, this is mainly due to it's Pay Day ability, which earns its trainer money.
ZZT the Fifth named this
..ah crap.
No, and I am in a very big hurry.
I didn't challenge you.
Ok, now to find that goddamn boat. Well, first...
This isn't you trying to get me to come to some church, is it?
Sure, ok, why not?
-Later-
Does Twilight Princess count? If so that was some annoying shit.
Well alright, let's see here.
I think this is how Link was doing it...
PULL UP. PULL UP.
...this shit sucks.
-Sooner-
Yes, he glares at me a lot, and it's really unnerving. 
Sure, I have no idea what that is but I'm not sure this Spearow likes me.
Go live with the little rich girl now. :/
~wooooooooosh~
Haha, look at his lil' stick.
#083. Farfetch'd J:Kamonegi G:Porenta F:Canarticho
Wild Duck Pokémon
Height: 2'07" Weight: 33.1 lbs
Habitat: Marshlands Types: 
Farfetch'd lives where reedy plants grow. Farfetch'd is always seen with a stick from a plant. The stick is used in a fashion much like a metal sword. If anyone tries to disturb where the essential plant sticks grow, it uses its own stick to thwart them. Apparently, there are good sticks and bad sticks. This pokémon has been known to fight with others over sticks. If it eats the plant stick it carries as emergency rations, it runs off in search of a new stick. They are rarely seen, so it's thought their numbers are decreasing. In order to prevent their extinction, more people have made an effort to breed these pokémon.
No pro- Hey how come Spearmint's not glaring at you with the intensity of a thousand suns?
-Later-
-Later Still-
FINALLY.
Why yes I do my good man. 
T'ch, yea. 
...maybe it's bigger on the inside.
Now to find that party and/or loot this place.
Brick Break. 
Do you really just tell this to people that randomly walk into your presence?
>:I
Alriiiiight, where's that party at? 
Is.. is this the party? D:/
...
...
...ouch. My heart. 
Hmm, maybe this trip wasn't a complete waste of time. Maybe I can earn a new super combo outta this. 
Now to just find that Cap'n.
VAMPIRE. o.o
This was against a L.23 Pikachu that took down two other members.
#011. Metapod J:Transel G:Safcon F:Chrysacier
Cocoon Pokémon
Height: 2'04" Weight: 21.8 lbs
Habitat: Forests Types: 
Stage1: Evolves from Caterpie
The shell covering this pokémon's body is as hard as an iron slab. Metapod does not move very much. Even though it is encased in a sturdy shell, the body inside is tender. It can't withstand a harsh attack. It stays still because it is preparing its soft innards for evolution inside the shell.
...my Metapod can't harden. 
...well yea, I was two then. The real question is what sort of creep goes around beating up a two-year-old's pets. 
I'm getting some fucking food out of this trip. Even if I did miss the damn party.
Not really food but they're making mostly British food and I'd rather eat Thai food than that. 
...
That name... sounds familiar somehow...
I mean was any other outcome possible? It's a cat vs. a mouse, I can't see it any other way.
-OTHER SHIT DAT HAPPENED ON THIS FUCKIN SHIP-
Rest.
Rape Joke.
Found it in a trash can.
Gootin Tog, Blue. :T
....
Sammy's got 22 for anyone keeping track of this shit for some reason. Seriously, don't even bother
Fourth fucking match with Blue.
Hey there again Pidgeotto.
No Quick Attack this time?
Now double back and-
Oh come on >
...right into the fucking wall.
Oh why is it one stock melee? 
Yea, not this time.
Oh fuck, it evolved.
I'm not sure how it does this. 
This misses three turns in a row... but so does MoneyHat.
Welp.
Ok, we can still do this, a scratch should-
...crap.
...Ah, crap in a hat.
Bugs have type advantage on Psychics 
Yea I had no reason for that.
Alright, maybe you can strike first.
What?! Ok, just try again
YOU MOUSTACHE'D CUNT.
DON RAMON, KISS HIM TENDERLY ON THE CHEEK.
NOW KISS HIM WITH YOUR FEET.
Ok, Charmander evolved too. No big de-
HOW IN THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?!
Oh no, not the duck with the Stick...
Alright Ch'Ding, this all comes down to you. Give it your Fury Attack.
Eh?!
No, don't do that! D:
Alright, hit it with a Peck!
HEY. D:<
Alright, Come on, Fury Attack!
THIS IS NOT FUNNY CH'DING.
I'm not giving you another potion, FURY. ATTACK.
Holy SHIT.
Lil' duck, you are fuckin' ok with me.
Oh geez that's gross. You ate the British food, didn't you?
...
If you tell anyone about this... 
WOOOOOOO. Gonna go cut me some trees.
"As fortunate as I am to escape the soft life given me by Elyssa. I have doubts about this Sammy. Though I am sure I will see many battles with which to practice my art, she seems so unrefined, so ill-mannered. At our first meeting she dared to laugh at my stick. This stalk I bear... It's not just for looks. I feel my dispatching of that Charmeleon has shown her my true skill. My kin shall be respected! We aren't to be laughed at like common Slowpokes."
Zorak posted bonus content:
Blaste! Foiled again... my trap at the Nugget Bridge was inadequate; once again, the girl proved her superior skill, far greater then my men... but she scorned our offer. A pity... Her skill is impressive... and her potential? Who knows... Potential is something that is hard to calculate by mere observation... but she seems quite strong for someone her age.
But I, Francis von Schnurrbart, do not know the meaning of the word "give up!" I stole a dictionary, founde the words "give" and "up", cut their definitions out carefully, cut them to little pieces, then ate them. Maybe my indigestione will learn the meaning of "give up" instead, hah!
I knowe exactly what I must do to retrieve the fossile, what to do to achieve true power within this organization! I will have to use "it"... I will defeat this girl, retrieve the fossil, and.... make her my apprentice! With her skille I'll be able to easily rise to the top of Team Rocket! I will knocke that uncouthe fool Koji from his seate, and take it for my owne! And thene I'll be so close to the Bosse himself... close enough that, the seconde he becomes exposed, I will become the true leader of Team Rocket!
But for now I must wait... smalle steps, Francis, smalle steps... First, I need to deal with the first obstacle ahead of me...
And so....
...
...
Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devestation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
And extend my mustache to the stars above!
... my Glove!
Francis!
TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
VENON-
...nat?*CRACK*
Er... I'm going to let you guys worke that out on your owne. Meanwhile... it is time for Team Rocket's newest tool to be unveiled! My brilliant creation, forged by weeks of design, testing, and taxe evasion! It may have cost the government hundreds of thousands of dollars, but by God is it worth it!
Chobham armor, 24.5 Rapidash power per tonne, capable of a maximum road speed of 43 miles per hour... Capable of outrunning a rampaging Tauros, capable of out pushing several dozen ambipoms, able to scale road, mountain, tree, wall, large piles of bricks, old laundry, orphanages, and exactly thirteen Zigzagoon corpses...
Dominating...
Intimidating...
Thrilling...
Enrapturing...
The most perfecte creatione by genius Francis von Schnurrbart...
THE CATERPIE BATTLE TANK. Withe its speed and powerful String Shot Cannone, I'll be able to easily track and capture that miserable little girle, and her slime too! I, Francis von Schnurrbart, always win in the end! Except for when I lose... but even thene I still win! Despair, uh... Little-girl-whose-name-I-do-not-in-fact-know! Note to self: inquire girl of name in future
Helmsman Alvaro! "Will you stop calling me that? I've told you fifteen times, my name Ralph! My Agent number is 42-" Quiet down there! ACTIVATE THE ENGINE! CHARGE THE SENSORS AND THE ENSNARE SYSTEM! RUN ALL INITIATION DIAGNOSTICS, AND DO A PRECURSORY CHECK OF THE CONTROLS AND TREADS! and then... SET OUR COURSE AND BEGIN THE OPERATION! WE WILL CHASE DOWNE THAT GIRL WITHIN THE HOUR!
...
"Er... what exactly is our course?" ... Uh... I don't know, we didn't exactly follow her. What do you, think, Ensign mumblemubleidontknowyourname (I am not good at names)?
To choose what direction you want Francis and Pals to go in the Caterpie Battle Tank, use your Team Rocket Remote Messager and send him what direction* you think he should go to the Agent #302 extension!**
*Any direction conceivable.
**if you do not know where you placed your Team Rocket Remote Messager, you could post the direction and I guess if a wormhole in time and space spontaneously opens it might reach him. Maybe.
thanks Red for the Venonat + Flaaffy drawing
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