Though one time I did fall asleep while in line at a Dairy Queen.

Snake Pokémon
Height: 6'07" Weight: 15.2 lbs
Habitat: Grasslands Types:
A very common sight in grassland, etc. It flicks its tongue in and out to sense danger in its surroundings. This species moves silently and stealthily. It can freely detach its jaw to swallow large prey whole. It can become too heavy to move, however. It prefers to eat the eggs of birds, such as Pidgey and Spearow, whole. Ekans curls itself up in a spiral while it rests. Assuming this position allows it to quickly respond to a threat from any direction with a glare from its upraised head. When first born, Ekans has no poison, so its bite is painful, but harmless.

Hypnosis Pokémon
Height: 3'03" Weight: 71.4 lbs
Habitat: Grasslands Types:
Drowzee puts enemies to sleep then eats their dreams. Occasionally it will get sick from eating bad dreams. When it twitches its nose, it can tell where someone is sleeping and what that person is dreaming about. If your nose becomes itchy while you are sleeping, it's a sure sign that one of these Pokémon is standing above your pillow and trying to eat your dream through your nostrils. It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children's are much tastier. If you sleep by it all the time, it will sometimes show you dreams it has eaten in the past. This species is unpopular with female trainers, mostly due to some of its habits.

Mole Pokémon
Height: 0'08" Weight: 1.8 lbs
Habitat: Caverns Types:
It burrows through the ground at a shallow depth. It leaves raised earth in its wake, making it easy to spot. It prefers dark places; its skin is very thin. If it is exposed to light, its blood heats up, causing it to grow weak. It spends most of its time underground, though it may pop up in caves. It digs underground and chews on tree roots. Occasionally, groups of Digletts will follow Onix as they burrow, scavenging scraps of food. Diglett are raised in most farms. The reason is simple—wherever this pokémon burrows, the soil is left perfectly tilled for planting crops. This soil is made ideal for growing delicious vegetables.

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Wholesale Meats posted:

Also go west.

YOU HEARDE THE MAN, HELMSMAN ALVARO! _"sigh" DUE LEFTWARDS!

kazokuhouou posted:

GO LEFT! LEFT!

CONTINUE ON COURSE... we shall be upon her soon, I know it!

kazokuhouou posted:

...........YOUR OTHER LEFT!

*screech*



Make up your mind, Ensign!

Olanphonia posted:

Burrow into the earth, she will never see you coming!

Fantastic plan, Agente. Traveling underneathe the surface, we'll easily be able to sneak onto the girle undetected. Like a sharke stalking an unexpectinge bloated whale carcasse on the ocean's floore, we will strike and tear little pieces of meate off her decaying, hagfishe covered carcass! ... Or somethinge. I was never goode at nature references.

ACTIVATE THE DIGLETT DRILL! BURROW, BURROW!



_{"These rocks are offering some resistance sir! Perhaps we should burrow some place that isn't a rocky cliff?"} Steady Helmsman, steady! Don't give up so ea-

Desumaytah posted:

Go up.

Good point, Ensign... Maybe we should stop fightinge these rocks in suche a pointless gesture. Our Caterpie Battle Tanke is at its finest on the surface!



Now, let's proceed to-

Captain Frigate posted:

And we should go north. Because that is a good direction.

Northward! Yes, you read into my minde well, Ensigne. She'll never expect us from the northe... above the horizon we shall stalke her, and then dart across and take her by surprise! Ah-hah!

Angry Tiny Man posted:

Go up into the sky. That way, you can get a view of the land below and spot the girl that way!

Hm... thise is an intriguing idea, Ensign! To the air! FIRE ALLE RETROTHRUSTERS! EXTENDE THE FINS! PREPARE THE SPECIAL BUOYANCY SYSTEMS!_{"Sir, yes sir!"}



We shalle soar like a little red balloon in the sky, and then smashe downe infronte of the girle, stunninge her enough for an easy victorye! Excellente, monsieur Ensign!

Kelp Plankton posted:

I suggest going up. Obviously that's the choice that needs to be made, or else the moustache will never be extended to the stars. ...above.

Higher, higher! Fire the solid-rocket-fuel boosters! SOAR!

Professor Magician posted:

Go up Francis!

HIGHER, HIGHER! LET'S SEE SOME VAPORTRAILS COMING FROME THISE TANKE, HELSMAN! EXTENDE THE BUTTERFREE WINGSE!



TO THE SKY!

GetWellGamers posted:

Up, Up, and Away!

Higher, Ensign, Higher! Jetisson all extra masse frome the shipe, all unecessary hardware! Vomit your lunch out the windowe to increase our acceleration, if need be! _{"Gagging, sir!" *BLARARRGGGHHH*}

HitTheTargets posted:

Move in whatever direction allows you to pierce the heavens with your drill.

PIERCE THE HEAVENSSSSSSS!


~WARNING! WARNING! CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE! WARNING! WARNING! CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE! EXPLOSIVE DECOMPRESSION IMMINENT! ALL SYSTEMS RED! WARNING! WARNING!~

... Uhhh... this is lookinge bade... Ensigne, Helmsmane... Uhe...

GoatLord posted:

You need to move slightly sideways perpendicular to the Q axis in 5 dimensional space.

_{"On it, sir!"} Um... Helsman? Are we even able to do tha-

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I think we broke somethinge. What did you even do, Helsman? _{"I honestly have no idea, to be honest. It just sort of... did itself, I think."} Huh. Um... New Temporary Mission: Finde way oute of wierde Q- Dimension. Begin precursory surrounding checks!



... I have no idea what's goinge on anymore.