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Chapter 1000 - Boss fight ITT
What horrors await our dense hero on the other side of the hole?!
Anticlimax
At least the other church had a collection box 
The axe does decent damage, but doesn't have the awesome stopping power of the hammer.
Just as we're about to leave the small and boring little church...
Fire in the disco! Fire in the taco bell!
Cybil senses danger, danger.
Polygonal cleavage in dis pic 
Suddenly, we're back with Lisa in the alternate hospital.
About that...what do you people put in those health drinks?
"Old, butt-ugly, unbiased hate against roadsigns?"
Oh yeah, I forgot 'crazy'.
She's...blind? 
It's been a while since we've last seen a connection to the movie.
"You'll never believe Cybil's theory on this 
"
"...it was the bratwurst capital of the world."
They happily spent their little lives perfecting the art of creating bratwursts.
"It had something to do with bratwurst and rectal entry."
German food will make you do that.
That's almost as good as Cybil's drug story 
"...just before the big Bratwurst Stock Disaster of 1995."
'Connected with developement of the town' is a fancy term for 'responsible for digging bottomless pits'.
OH YEAH WELL PEOPLE ARE STUPID 
After this, it's fade-to-black time once more. When Harry comes to, he's in the antique shop again.
Notice how we've entered the alternate world, the Otherworld, judging from the rusty-redness of the walls.
Yeah, we know you're never too keen on using your grey matter.
I don't think there's enough room in there
...made of pure gold and surrounded by a dozen of beautiful virgins. Sure.
To the Batmobile!
Oh yeah
Do you mean 'other roads leading towards the lake', or 'other roads' in general? The answers are 'Don't know' and 'You're a moron'.
Last time I checked, Lisa didn't know shit about shit.
We leave the school, only to find that the town has been transformed as well. Think 'huge grates suspended above a black void where there should be asphalt', 'huge windmill-like things', and, of course, 'rust'. The road to the hospital is out, and we have no choice but to enter the nearby mall.
Just as we're about to ascend the escalators...
Television television.
She looks wasted. Just like her daddy
Ten channels and nothing on 'em.
We now go up to the second floor.
I don't know Harry, that next grate doesn't look very stable...
Boss time! Today's boss is a big larvae. It will come out of the ground, spit something green at you (I guess it's poison), charge at you (as far as a creature with no legs can charge), and then burrow itself again, only to appear in another spot a couple of seconds later. Before we kick his otherwordly ass, there's one thing we have to do...
The rifle has a good range, and decent damage, though a shotgun blast from short range does more damage. Because of this, the shotgun is the weapon of choice for this battle. It's not like it's a hard fight anyway: dodge the ball of spit, get close to the larvae (without getting in its path), and blast it. Repeat until...
...victory. 
With its last strenth, the defeated wurm crashes through a nearby wall.
Onwards! To glory!
Next Time: Kisses and butterflies
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