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Chapter hahaha this isn't the real chapter number ^_^ - Dykes at the diner
When we left Harry, his body was being torn to pieces by a couple of demon babies. It was a bloody but satifying way for his story to end.

But wait!

Our hero is alive!

'T was but a dream!

Oh great, it's the Dyke Brigade

Seeing how your head is still attached to your shoulders and your body still contains an acceptable amount of blood, I'd say yes, you were dreaming.

Pixelated.

Trucks don't hurt

Well fuck you too


"...completely sober, of course..."

"...but not because of the outrageous amounts of alcohol that weren't in my body at the time."

I know the feeling

Shit, she's onto you Harry.


Harry quickly changes the subject.

Just my luck, the only pussy within miles is behind a pair of leather pants

Didn't you get the memo?

In the movie, Silent Hill has been a ghost town for thirty years. In the game, Silent Hill is still inhabited, judging by Cybil's answer.

Gee, what tipped you off? Was it the everpresent fog, the absence of normal people, or the monsters roaming the street?



You don't get to name the characters. I'm accepting suggestions for nicknames though.

I didn't ask for your life story


Thank God, I was afraid you were going to follow me around

"I'm going to look for straight women"

Oh shit that came out all wrong.

YA RLY



Also, I need to kill some monsters to increase my level.

, uh, I mean, no.

In a rare act of coolness, Cybil gives me her gun.

"If it moves, blast it. Got it"

In her free time, Cybil's a prophet.

After this, Cybil leaves, robbing me of the oppurtunity to make more lesbian jokes.

Welcome to the 'hood. Y'all.


This is a save-point. Note the awesome "Study Dammit!" poster to the right.
Next Time: We'll go outside and play tag with demonic birds and dogs! Excitement!
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