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Chapter 8 or 7 - Oh my gawd five gold bars
Inside the hospital, we soon run into a doctor with a gun.
For fucks sake Harry, he only asked you to hold his gun for you. Way to go, you paranoid bastard 
...even though I do have three more weapons than you, doctor boy.
Those brochures lied to me dammit 
I'm sure you'll be the bestest of friends.
Good for you.
You're wearing a suit, you must be intelligent.
"I signed an NDA with Konami."
'Nap' is medical slang for 'nurse'.
Let's go outside and frollick and build snowmen and throw snowballs at Mr. Dribbles.
Why didn't you say so earlier??!?
1
Harry tries his best to sound intelligent by using words with lots of sylabibellessis. Also, 2.
And that's number 3.
Trust the man in the suit.
Can you please stop yapping about that bitch for five minutes? Thanks.
She will be too when I find her
...alive? ...happy? ...sober? ...filthy rich?
That's okay, it's not like she's never been drunk before.
You almost sound happy about it. Prick.
"We're halfway through the update and you haven't done shit yet."
Who needs luck when you've got a shotgun?
More useless junk! 
The bottle actually decides what ending we will get later on.
I intend to show you all four endings, so I'll need this.
"Are you sure you wish to progress in the game?"
With the power back on, we can use the elevator. We've already visited floor 1, so we can choose between floor 2 and 3.
Floor 2, Demon Fashion and Skin Care Products.
Fuck!
Floor 3, Sporting Equipment and Plot Devices
Double FUCK!
Alright, now what am I going to do? I've completely cleared F1 and the basement, and I can't enter any of the other two floors.
What the fuck. The '4' button seriously wasn't there a moment ago. Just one of those subtle mindfucks that make me love this game.
As we ascend to the fourth floor, we're once again treated to a cut-scene starring the girl in blue.
Leaving the elevator, we see that the hospital has transformed into the EVIL hospital. There's nothing to do on the unmapped fourth floor, so we find some stairs and go to the third floor, where we run into a new enemy, the Nurse. Or Demon Nurse, I guess. Whatever the case may be, it's easily killed with the shotgun.
Next Time: I promise I won't end the next update in an anti-climax like I did with this one. 
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