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Chapter 9 - Gangsta Trippin
After crossing the foggy shopping distrcit, we arrive at the antique shoppe.
When in doubt, move furniture.
Looks like a fourth wall break V
V
Just as we're about to enter the hole...
I've been doing just fine without you 
"Either that, or that you had been eaten by those monsters. You know, being unarmed and all."
Thanks for the heads-up detective.
THEY TOOK MAH GIRL!
You're fucking useless Cybil
Wherever it is, I'm pretty sure I'll have to walk through the monster-filled fog for 15 minutes to get there.
It's not 'obliterated', all it needs is a little bottomless-pit-filling and it will be good to go for another 10 years or so.
She does that all the time 
I posted a Let's Play thread and people liked it 
"She was dressed in a police uniform and gave me her gun 
"
Which much have been, you know, methaphorically speaking. I don't think darkness has a mouth, let alone a stomach.
Here it comes ladies and gentlemen...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one Cybil
Oh shit she's serious 
"They're too busy snorting coke to start an investigation."
It's time for Harry's most intelligent question in the whole game...
Then why the fuck did you tell me about it (besides comedy value)?!?!
I always thought drugs induced happiness 
Back to the matter at hand!
You're only saying that because you want to ninjaloot all the packs of bullets and health kits in there <>
The answer is going to be 'no', I just know it.
ARE YOU ON DRUGS HARRY?!?!
There might have been something funny in those health drinks...
That sounds like a bad trip alright. No more health drinks for me 
That makes three of us.
And with that, Harry goes through the mysterious hole in the wall.
Next Time: More drugs / alcoholism jokes? WHO KNOWS!
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