Introduction
Chip: "I feel like I'm looking at a promotional poster for a Harry Potter movie."
Snark: "Harry Potter: All Growed Up."
not really.
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories (which shall henceforth be called "ShatMemz") is a
The game follows Harry Mason, writer and professional funny-face maker, as he struggles to search for his missing daughter in Silent Hill while being endlessly distracted by shiny objects, things that make a lot of noise, and his irrational urge to prank call every phone number he sees.
Well, rather, we're in therapy, recounting the story to our douchebag doctor, Dr. K, who I assume has been hired to help us overcome our addiction to prank-calling. It's a choose-your-own-adventure story except the story isn't… actually… really… "affected" at all by your choices, just the ending.
I did a blind run. And I recorded it in a most impressively awful way. So, along with cruddy audio and pretty damn irritating commentary due to being an excited little sperg to play this game, it made for a heinously ugly, shitty LP. So I made a good LP too, which shows off as much as possible within reason/sanity and is recorded like someone who actually knows what they're doing. As a result of it being a blind-run, I didn't know when to cut off the episodes, so the blind run and good run episodes will not be "synced" in regards to game progress.
The Blind Run was a "terrible dad" run, and the Good Run is a "start off a sex-crazed jerk to get a certain character, then try undo it and see if we can get a good guy ending" run. Let's see if it works!
(Videos in Good Run & Blind Run grouping. See this page for recommended viewing order, as they were posted in the thread. -Ed.)
| Blind Run | |||
| CherylCherylCherylCherylCherylCherylCheryl | Polsy | Download | |
| First Nightmare and Car Trouble | Polsy | Download | |
| DEEP HURTING | Polsy | Download | |
| Gitchur hands outter yer pants | Polsy | Download | |
| Queerus Pantus Removus | Polsy | Download | |
| School | Polsy | Download | |
| Art Class | Polsy | Download | |
| Not the right kind of stressful | Polsy | Download | |
| DEEP HURTING, PART 2! | Polsy | Download | |
| Fucking Bridge | Polsy | Download | |
| What Did She Say? | Polsy | Download | |
Yaaaay ![]() |
Polsy | Download | |
| Homer | Polsy | Download | |
| Bubblegum Crisis | Polsy | Download | |
| Objects in the Rearview Mirror | Polsy | Download | |
| DEEP HURTING, PART 3! | Polsy | Download | |
| Sure Do Like Sarcasm | Polsy | Download | |
| End!! End!! | Polsy | Download | |
| Changes 01! | Polsy | Dual Audio Download | Talky Polsy |
| Let's Explore The First Nightmare! | Polsy | Download | |
| Changes 02! | Polsy | Dual Audio Download | Talky Polsy |
| Let's Explore The Second Nightmare! | Polsy | Download | |
| Changes 03! | Polsy | Dual Audio Download | Talky Polsy |
| Let's Explore The Third Nightmare! | Polsy | Download | |
| Changes 04! | Polsy | Download | |
| Let's Talk About RawShocks | Polsy | Download | |
| Changes 05! | Polsy | Dual Audio Download | Talky Polsy |
| Let's Explore The Fourth Nightmare! | Polsy | Download | |
| Changes 06! | Polsy | Dual Audio Download | Talky Polsy |
| Let's Explore the Fifth Nightmare! | Polsy | Download | |
| Changes 07! | Polsy | Dual Audio Download | Talky Polsy |
| Final Changes! | Polsy | Dual Audio Download | Talky Polsy |
