The Let's Play Archive

Snatcher

by Slowbeef

Part 39: Turbocycle

When we last saw Gillian Seed, he was in an out of control turbocycle!

PULL EMERGENCY LEVER

Gillian: Metal, pull that lever over there!
Metal: All right, here goes... ...it broke off.
Gillian: I guess we have had it...

JUMP OUT

Metal: You can't be serious! At this speed you'd be torn to pieces!

GIVE UP

Metal: What? Are you giving up??

JUMP OUT

Metal: We'd never survive it! It would be like jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge!
Gillian: That's a rather dated image, don't you think?

GIVE UP

Metal: Oh no! Gillian has given up! Now we're truly doomed!!
Gillian: Oh shut up, will you... I'll think of something... probably.
Metal: We've had it! There's nothing we can do!!
Gillian: Don't give up so easy! There might be some way out of this yet.

This opens up a few more options.

DRIVE INTO SANDPILE

Gillian: All right, I'll try plowing this thing into the sandpile over here! Hang on tight!

[Metal screams]

Metal: Eeeeyaaah!!
Gillian: Damn! Won't anything work?

PRESS BUTTON

Metal: You've turned the radio on Gillian! What are you doing??

HIT CLIFF

Gillian: I've got it! We'll try sideswiping the cliff! Hang on Metal!

[Metal screams again]

Metal: Yaaaah!
Gillian: Damn! Even that won't stop it!

JUMP OUT

Metal: That won't work any more. We're finished! It's been nice knowing you, Gillian!
Gillian: Shut up! There must be something...
Metal: It's hopeless. We're moving at over 200kph. There's no way we can survive.
Gillian: Damn! The speed keeps increasing!

DRIVE INTO SANDPILE

Gillian: Okay, let's try hitting the sand bank one more time. C'mon baby!!
Metal: Eeeeyaaah!!
Gillian: Damn! Won't anything work?

PRESS BUTTON

Gillian: All right, I'll try another button!
Metal: Oh no! That was the switch for the afterburner!

Gillian: Whoops!
Metal: You've boosted our thrust by 23%! Do something, Gillian!! We're going to die! We're going to die!!
Gillian: We've had it. Oh dear lord...

This unlocks a new option.

PRAY TO GOD

Gillian: Well Metal, I haven't known you for very long, but it's been fun.
Metal: Gillian...
Gillian: Let's pray together.
Metal: ........
Gillian: ...actually, I'm not that religious.
Metal: I didn't think so.

Alright, God for the win!

HIT CONTROL PANEL