Part 29Well, here goes nothing. As far as I can tell there are a dozen or more areas here. Saltlands, red clay, couple cities, dragon city, oasis, a hotspring, lavaland, and crap like that. I'm going to wing the shit out of this and save often, so someone tell me if I screw up badly.
What are you talking about?
Oh, thanks for the heads up. I'll get right on saving everyone as soon as whoever wrote that note that used sarcastic quotes around 'heroes' apologizes.
So the visionary is not a crazy halfling and you put a lot of faith in him. Got it. Who is the asshole who keeps interrupting?
Oh. You have an eyepatch, you're evil. I'll kill you later most likely.
And you have no respect for the idiot leader.
When is this attack happening?
There is plenty of doubt.
So do exactly what I learned in the slave pens? Fine. Where are the villages?
So you want me to do all this crap but you have no idea where to begin.
Opposing thoughts on how to face this coming storm.
I'm gonna need my palm greased if I'm going to help you.
Thanks, I'll start now if you'll shut the shit up.
You gather information, I'll do all the hard work. Asshole.
Stop talking and let me go do stuff.
Nice face paint, James Hellwig.
Gimme whatever it is that will help me, then you can ramble on about whatever you want.
Watery shaft. hehehe
Riddles are too clever for me.
Tell me my fortune, fortune teller!
But I found this stone sitting here in the city. Do you think this could be one of the standing stones with glittery whatever-the-shit-he-said?
There is a place to buy bows, armor, and weapons. All of them suck so bad it's useless.
Cool, a cleric. I've got a cleric too. Are you as useless as him?
Whats that? You want me to run an errand for you? Fine. I'll do it. Whatever.
And now we leave the city....