The Let's Play Archive


by idonotlikepeas

Part 55: Chapter 55

Slaan posted:

Oh, goody! Riches!

>jump in coin pile
>kiss coin
>take coin

Alright, let's do our best Scrooge McDuck impression.


>jump in coin pile
I only understood you as far as wanting to jump.

>kiss coin
You can't see any such thing.

>kiss coins
You can only do that to something animate.

Maybe that only works if you have a top hat.

TheClassyRobot posted:

>bite coin

Need to check if thems be gold coins somehow!


>bite coins
That's not a verb I recognise.

>eat coins
That's plainly inedible.

Chocolate coins would be a much better treasure. Oh, well.


>get coins

A threatening little dwarf comes out of the shadows!

[Your score has just gone up by seven points.]

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

Lemmie throw in a preemptive "throw axe at dwarf," too. did you know? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?


>throw axe at dwarf
You killed a little dwarf! The body vanishes in a cloud of greasy black smoke.

>get axe

Out from the shadows behind you pounces a bearded pirate! "Har, har," he chortles. "I'll just take all this booty and hide it away with me chest deep in the maze!" He snatches your treasure and vanishes into the gloom.

[Your score has just gone down by five points.]

Uh... okay, that's new. I am not sure I'm comfortable with a pirate touching our booty.


You are carrying:
  a dwarvish axe
  a black rod with a rusty star on the end
  a wicker cage (which is closed)
    a little bird
  a small bottle
    some bottled water
  a brass lantern (providing light)
  some tasty food

...the coins! That scurvy dog!