Part 231: Hall of Fame

Hall of Fame

Godhood

Immortal
- [Goon Name: Achievement]

• A Crab (Primordial Unity) - An awful turtle that refused to die. Metabolic abomination. The most Bèn ascension ever in the history of our cult and our very first Immortal. Technically an involuntary expulsion.
• Shinarato (Sunflower) - Bad at fighting and artifact crafting. Left a lot of Sunflower legacy artifact for our competent fighters. Pokemon master in heaven with CAVE MANSION gym.
• Dead Meat (Ancestor Yaoguai) - Still not dead yet. Now trying to be dead... ?
• Lynneth (7 swords): Pickpocket/swordmaster. Took everything good with her.
• Sla an (Celestial Thunder) God of Grim All Phenomena Dung, suppressor of heavenly city riot from overpopulation. "The biggest fuck off ever." - aldantefax
• Azuth0667 (Body of Primordial Unity: Hunger Bomb) - Built for one-shot sect nuke. Paid the hunger price of cheat and retirement.
• Shei-Kun (Sixteen): Reincarnated back from heartbreak soup curse of season 1. Back with both arm intact this time. Worked past the most annoying breakthrough law and left behind six powerful artifacts raised with love and care - Fishes.
• FH_Meta (Celestial Thunder): Artifact God with the longest title ever. Also fked off to his own bottle world like Sla an. At least he didn't get betrayed.
• Jeff Raze (Sunflower): This least contributed cat did an amazing job in the upper world. Really carried

Demi-Immortal/Immortal Body/Attainment State
- [Goon Name: Achievement]

• Blaze Dragon (True Sun Refining): Stressed out Sect Leader. Great talent since the stone age of our existence. Powerful spellcaster who bring the sect to glory and end(ing).
• Mcclay (Six-Path): Battlefield Hunter focused on combat. Also handle most Misc duty and awful chores. The most contributed non-poster in the sect.
• Evil Kit (Primordial Unity): Our Edgy Panda Mascot. Not lazy and proven himself in a deadly battle. Really strong right punch.
• Win (Primordial Symbol): Best supporting misc buffer to prep our newest generation to the best they can be. Talisman, base stat, and mount.
• Gilgamesh 255 (Barbarous: Def 427215): Spent days toiling to perfect his skills. Highest defense in history thanks to an offensive technique.
• Mr.Prokosch (Polar Night): Waited forever to get Polar Night and then realize his law is for Human, and Rabbit doesn't have offensive skill-set. Best dodger in town.
• Quantum Toast (Ancestral) - Murder tiger with the widest range of combat techniques.
• Flarnith (Ancestral) - Used to be mount, now know Kung Fu and managed to hop onto the cheat path of that traitorous princess.
• Coffee (7 Swords): Pickpocket #2/swordmaster. Best Daoist artifact master from the very beginning.
• TravelLog (6 Paths): This rapid swing between healthy and arthritis can't be good for the body. Fastest cultivator in history after redoing Talisman law to build his own set of cultivation boost equipment. The first dual-artifact/spellcaster.
• Nea (Myriad Artifact): Highest Qi pool in midgame before we started to become rich and gain Max Qi like candy.
• Average (Primordial Alchemy): Grow weed in garden and make dope drugs for all. Our prime alchemist.
• Rastin (Emotion Severing Law): Ironically, the very best Love Guru of the sect despite the law he practiced. Awakened a bunch of surrounding items through his love aura.
• Nick Buntline (Grand Chariot): Just want to have a million Qi. A tough feat for a chicken who should be born a snake. Fortunately, we got rich and fattened this chicken.
• Xun - Blessed cat riding a cat. Talent for Wood Law. Sunflower candidate
• Aldantefax (Venerated Guardian) Recruited as a cheat character from another sect. Lots of resources was spent on this traitorous princess with broken loyalty script. Subject of repeats coma persuasion.
• god please help me - Our super shrink drug. Break pass Sun Pill limitation and making millions of Max Qi from golden core. Our gods did help him, but not his face.
• goatface - God of flashy lights. Killed by rebel.
• Arcomage - God of Pear Soup. Killed by rebel.
• Big Chun (Nimbus) - Our ultimate weapon. It took all of our demi-gods cultivating in the Hen House to produce it. Gave her DLC Law to complete world domination.

Inner Student

Primordial Spirit Realm
- [Goon Name: Achievement]

• None


Golden Core Realm
-[Goon Name: Core Grade]

• None

Core Shaping Realm
- [Goon Name: Achievement]

• None


Qi Shaping Realm
- [Goon Name: Title]

• None

Outer Student/Shrine Agent

- [Goon Name: Good at…]

• Arcanuse: Can't find your monkey yet. Remain a mystery stranger to a certain god.
• Huo Zhen: One of our longest employed worker.
• DPU - Failed to dodge a stray blast
• Pharnakes - Wants to be a rude or abrasive parrot. Haunted workplace broke its heart.
• UnwelcomeStorm - Oldest goon. Might die of old age soon. Really died from old age
• Soul Blader: Mount?
• AtomikKrab - Mount? Turtle?
• Chin Up: A cat this time.
• LLSix: Thanks for posting.
• Jossar: Max Social and good cook.
• Haroshia - Average at poetry.
• Epochol: Hired farmer #2.
• Nick Buntline: Chicken. Can cook. Hardworking.
• VolticSurge: Best crafter.
• JVie: Agent.
• Complication: Occasionally seen him and made comment about his name.
• Zengetsu: Shrine Admin.
• Guy Low: Not the chosen one for accountant. Now agent accountant for mortal.
• HiKaizer: Pretty sure he become mount.
• Jayme: Agent?
• Nabster: Requested to punch, never come back to said what.
• geekworthy: Worthy as an Outer. Maybe mount.

Spirit Pet

- [Pet Name: Description]

• Flower Bun - Best dog who can tank a bunch of demon for days. Very good boy who believes laxative is good for you.
• Evening Snow - Spell based fox pet. Smart choices of behaviors. Fav. Toy: Dragon Poop :luca:
• Xianxian and Xiuxiu - DLC Panda
• Changhai Son - Dragon Type. Our most beloved who will accompany us forever.
• Phoenix - Taste like chicken.
• Miao - DLC Turtle. Only thing that can buff Formation.

Spirit Mount

- [Goon Name: Description]

• RefinedU: HOW CAN YOU BE SO BIG, TIGER!?
• Araganzar - A wonderful cat carrying a smaller cat.
• Flarnith (Ex) - Wanted to be Daoist, but rolled boar with short cooldown. Now a big boar. Reborn as Body Cultivator after we can rush cultivate him.
• JT Tag - The mount of the god. Big panda with 54.51 Move Speed.
• Third World Reagan - It's a bull, so not as big as a boar.
• Great Evil King - Roar! The big tiger that strike fear to all!
• Chinely - Awful frog and their awful stat. Allowed for avatar combo.
• Rabid Weasel - We love cat.
• Ruzihm - "yesssss"
• Tunicate - Average wolf ridden by Average.
• Greader - Monster Bull.
• Herp: Could had punch, but now carry.
• TracerK - Lost trace of who this is.
• Hiho: Chicken that goes "hiho"!
• Other Hats - It's a snake, not the season 1 sect leader.
• Tylana - The magnificent bear.
• Boksi - Monster Tiger.
• Cardio - Monster Snake.
• That Guy Bob - Panda!

Mortal (Backlog for future goon recruit)
- Everyone hired

Special Circumstance

• Hats - Soul Destroyed
• Artificer - Soul Destroyed
• Foul ole Ron - Employed as Hell Cop