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Battletech

by PoptartsNinja

Part 814: Let's Read: D.R.T. - Part 6

Still waiting on order corrections for the Wolf Spider. So, here, have the reason why I haven't been updating my D.R.T. read for the past few weeks. I hope it makes you as angry as it makes me.



Let’s Read: D.R.T. Part 6: There Are No Words

Chapter 10
Mercenary Garrison District
Wolcott, Draconis Combine
20 February 3057


D.R.T. posted:

As it turned out, Rose did not leave the compound on the next day, or the next, or even the next.

Metaphor for the whole novel right fucking there, and it’s the first line of the chapter.

Being a Draconis Combine facility catering to mercenaries, the Black Thorns bivouac has neither running water nor power. So, after sending his team out to steal cable tv power and bartering for parts to make the water work, well. Why aren’t they being kept in a place that has amenities? Or at least the ability to recharge radios in case, y’know. The Nova Cats realize that the only Clan who can’t attack Wolcott are the Smoke Jaguars?

Oh, wait, it’s so the Black Thorns can appear persecuted and/or show off how amazingly resourceful they all are. Rose then spends quite a while whining about how mercenary troopers were good at finding food and ammo but utter shit at doing anything else, and that they had to worry about maintenance on their `Mechs and security and training and, quote, a whole host of other things Rose always counted on Riannon to remind him about.



MAYBE IF YOU’D HIRE A TECHNICIAN OR TWO YOU’D HAVE AN EASIER TIME OF IT YOU MARY SUE ASSHOLE.

Rose then says ‘fuck this noise’ to things like administration and responsibility and wanders off to finally supposedly report in to the command post; but really he’s taking his Warhawk out into the swamp to fuck up one of Esmeralda’s scheduled combat drills. After about half a page of simulated `Mech combat, the Black Thorns lose handily so he has Esmeralda stick with him and sends the others back to repeat the process over and over so they can learn to fight against him as a team goddamn it!

We’re then treated to dinner with Rose and McCloud and my eyes are glazing over already. I mean seriously, who gives a shit? We then find out that Captain McCloud, one of only two strong and capable woman in the book, who flew what amounts to a flying AC/20 into the back of the very Warhawk Jeremiah Rose is now riding in the last book, broke down in tears after shooing the DEST operatives from her bridge.

SHE BROKE DOWN IN GODDAMNED TEARS.

This.. grh… GRAH. FUCK. NO.

Jeremiah Rose is as perplexed as I am, and being a sociopath he doesn’t know how to do anything except get angry at her about it. I wish I was joking. WHAT A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP THEY HAVE. Seriously, you’ve gotta read this yourselves.

Damned Retarded Tripe posted:

McCloud snorted, and Rose was surprised to see tears spring to her eyes. “After you left, I went back to my quarters and cried for almost an hour.”

Rose was shocked. He stared at McCloud in disbelief. It wasn’t her reaction that took him aback. Hadn’t he been reduced to the same state after the destruction of his command on Tukayyid? What infuriated him was the fact that she hadn’t called on him to help her through it.

They then yell at each other for half a page and then they fuck.

D.R.T.