Part 827: Battlemechs are Awesome commercials sponsored by Defiance Industries - Marauder

In honor of Miller's Marauders, no doubt being mauled by some Clanner surats:

The General Motors MAD-3R Marauder




The first thing you're gonna notice about the General Motors Marauder is that long, powerful, proprietary GM Whirlwind Autocannon, standing erect and poised to slam streams of 50mm slugs into your target's vital spots. But magnificent as it is, that AC's not the limit of the Marauder's punishing armament! Twin Hellstar PPCs are holstered low on the gauntleted arms, giving you two-fisted gunslinging power! Linked and synced to the finely-tuned Dalban Hi-Rez fire control system, you'll be able to smack your enemies with double azure bolts of man-made lightning. For close-in work, in the unlikely event you need 'em, each PPC has a Magna Mk II Medium tucked underneath for that knife-range pocket-pistol surprise.

Because we know you'd rather dish it out than just sit there like a bitch and take it, we packed the Marauder full of weapons and equipment to let you do unto your enemy before he does unto you! But that beautiful Valiant Lamellor armor is top of the line. Its sleek, curving form, superior engineering, and trade-secret ablative capabilities mean you'll be shrugging off blows in bleeding-edge style!

The 300-series fusion plant, built by Vlar to GM specifications, lets you tear up the turf at an unbelievable 65 kph. You won't soon forget the first time you feel that engine roaring underneath you as all 75 tons vault forward, immediately responsive to your slightest command.

And elite commanders choose Marauders, not just because of the excellent long-range capability to reach out and ruin someone's day, but because the Dalban Micronics comm/ECM suite is practically lostech! Designed during the Star League, the Dalban will give you the flexibility and push power you need to get your boys operating with whipcrack efficiency.

For just 125,000 C-Bills more, you can take your choice of our RS or SS deluxe package, with a chrome decal on your Marauder's torso to show everyone you're a MechWarrior of style and discernment who ain't afraid to kick some ass!

The GM Marauder! It's hot hot HOT!